I bet you won't learn REAL self defense like this in sissy BJJ class!

[Big Nasty Edison]

Now that Master Lou here has taught me REAL self defense, my training partners are gonna be in for a surprise if they try to make me felate them!

Thanks Lou!

 

[mattemate]

Can a mod just go ahead and sticky this?

 

[the heed]

just bite it

 

[discrawg]

Wow

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Just incase any of you want to train with these self defense master, here's his website.

http://reddragonkarate.com/

 

[DCnMO]

Bullshido personified in less than two minutes.

 

[NaughtyBoy]

Lol. That's self defense at its best.

 

[Forceof1]

To be fair - his son was Scorpion in the mortal combat films.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

To be fair - his son was Scorpion in the mortal combat films.

Scorpion would probably just burn your dick off if you tried for force your wang in his mouth.

 

[Nnedd]

If I had a dollar for every video I've watched with a penis:cucumber warning in the intro.....

 

[NAKMUAY18]

So true story, I did "conduct after capture" course before I went to Iraq back in the day. One of the PowerPoint presentations had what to do if you think you're gonna be raped as a POW. And the slide said to "Make yourself as unattractive as possible". Someone asked buddy what that was, and he said to shit in your hand and smear it all over yourself.

So technical Master Lou is inline with military training.......

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

So true story, I did "conduct after capture" course before I went to Iraq back in the day. One of the PowerPoint presentations had what to do if you think you're gonna be raped as a POW. And the slide said to "Make yourself as unattractive as possible". Someone asked buddy what that was, and he said to shit in your hand and smear it all over yourself.

So technical Master Lou is inline with military training.......

His website says he was a Marine.

 

[Crimson Glory]

Maybe this is why having to take a shit and piss when you're nervous is a natural body reaction.

 

[NAKMUAY18]

It's like squid ink

 

[SummerStriker]

that kid's Judo and spinning back kick was at least Sherdogger level.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

that kid's Judo and spinning back kick was at least Sherdogger level.

Coming for dat flyweight strap!

 

[mcgoatp4p#1]

So true story, I did "conduct after capture" course before I went to Iraq back in the day. One of the PowerPoint presentations had what to do if you think you're gonna be raped as a POW. And the slide said to "Make yourself as unattractive as possible". Someone asked buddy what that was, and he said to shit in your hand and smear it all over yourself.

So technical Master Lou is inline with military training.......

you could also pretend to be a homo and say you've been dying for it since your tour began. would probably be equally effective

 

[Clinchster]

If I had a dollar for every video I've watched with a penis:cucumber warning in the intro.....

ha! Would you have zero dollars? lol! I would! This video is great!

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

ha! Would you have zero dollars? lol! I would! This video is great!

Master Lou is teaching you how to defend yourself from being . . . (awkward pause) . . . MURDERED!

 

[Ring>>Cage]