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"I am never going back in the water."

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  1. Sakuraba is #1 Blue Belt

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    After seeing this clip I have to agree with Karl. Damn, how BIG do you think that shark was?

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  2. DeToxx Banned Banned

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    it almost looks real
     
  3. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    McGwire and Bonds would smash that fucker to bits, IMO.
     
  4. RedRocket44 Brown Belt

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    I'd punch that bitch in the face
     
  5. scrubido Brown Belt

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    I don't trust anyone named Carl with a K.
     
  6. hogwash Green Belt

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    definitely impressive, and i don't get impressed with a lot of shark sizes

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  7. Cubo de Sangre President of the War Room

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    Vid removed by user. Nice.
     
  8. Misfit23 Black Belt

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    video

     
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  9. CatchOmega Hideous Disfigurement

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    As if seeing a smaller great white in open water would be any less terrifying.
     
  10. TRYHARD 2001 Silver Belt

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    Crikey, mate! Diddgerry-doo!!!
     
  11. Zer Steel Belt

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    Please don't cheapen Irwin's last words on this fake video
     
  12. neverwas bondage belt

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    zer,i hate you! my breakfast drink has just come out my nose and is now all over my screen.
     
  13. Osculater Red Belt

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    That shark better swim far away from China or they are going to be hunting its big fish ass.
     
  14. AJ Garcia Level 10 Keyboard warrior Professional Fighter

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    The ocean is crazy scary.
     
  15. zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    this is proof that evolution exists & dats a baby megalodon
     
  16. God_Emperor_Of_Mankind Let's Palaver! Platinum Member

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    At least bathe every now and then TS.
     
  17. squeezewax Black Belt

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    Every single time i go in the ocean i think about sharks.This occured originally because of watching JAWS when it first came out.
    I don't go very deep in the ocean at all, probably just below my bellybutton i'd say.
    People say to punch a shark if you're attacked but i've always thought the best thing would be to have a go at it's gills.
    Shove a hand into them, grab hold and pull. If you're affecting the way it can take in oxygen from the water, i've always thought it would let go of you.
     
  18. MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    heres karl telling the dalai lama a joke

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  19. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    Sometimes I wonder how accents become a thing. This one is worse than the shark.
     
  20. 2DUM2TAP Silver Belt

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    My parents let me watch Jaws when I was 5. Scarred me for life.

    People always try to debate what the scariest movie of all time is. It's Jaws. It has literally prevented a tonne of people from ever even getting in the ocean.
     

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