News I accidentally used a woman's public restroom today...

[Daverisimo]

I once accidentally used a ladies locker room back when I was in the Navy. I wasn't even drunk at the time (shocking, as I believe I was drunk through 90% of my Navy career), just very very tired. I didn't even realize anything was amiss until several boobied individuals arrived just as I had removed my undergarments. Unfortunately, no orgy ensued. Very fortunately, no sexual harassment lawsuit ensued. Ultimately, I consider it a wash