I accidentally ate a moldy slice of wheat bread..

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  1. daryldeal

    daryldeal Purple Belt

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    So yeah.. it was dark, bread tasted a little sweet n funny, turned on the lights and.. THE HORROR :O! i ate half a slice, am I doomed? what will happen to me! :O
     
    daryldeal, Dec 17, 2012
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  2. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo That doesn't work for me, brother Platinum Member

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    get started on that bucket list.

    at least you won't be making anymore threads.
     
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  3. Magooglie

    Magooglie Titanium Belt

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    yes
     
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  4. IAC

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    It's harmless...

    Oops

    I mean, you're going to die man!
     
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  5. daryldeal

    daryldeal Purple Belt

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    but it was GREEN.. GREEN :O
     
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  6. IAC

    IAC :^)

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    Enjoy the trip, then.
     
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    equus Horse Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    youre dead imo.......
     
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  8. Phreaxer

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    Youve got the aids...
     
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  9. KOCowboy

    KOCowboy ROLLING MUD TIRES ON EASY STREET

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    imminent death is certain
     
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  10. TexasDrugAddict**

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    You bought the ticket, you take the ride.
     
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    Its already too late to induce vomiting. Youd better induce anal vomiting. Anal vomiting, in case you dont know, is a lot like regular vomiting. The only difference is you have stick your finger a little further up there than you would down your throat. Youll know when you get there. Good luck.
     
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  12. jackietreehorn8

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    ppfft...this will only make you stronger.

    I make it a point to expose myself to every type of nasty shit possible, so my body has a nice solid immune system when it's truly needed. You know, like in 3 days :eek:
     
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  13. Polish Machine

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    You need to take 6 shots of vodka right now to kill the bacteria in your stomach or you will get food poisoning.
     
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  14. IAC

    IAC :^)

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    Tequila may help too. Don't forget the salt and the lemon.
     
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  15. Zer

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    Isn't this how the Incredible Hulk got started?
     
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    Ya he's gonna need a bucket alright.
     
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  17. Phreaxer

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    Better not piss off TS...
     
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  18. weed

    weed ʇɹǝdxƎ nʞᴉɐH

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    I thought it was nice
    so I took another slice

    diarrhea, diarrhea
     
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    imminent death

    sorry to hear it man
     
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  20. Prime Shane Douglas

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    So you ate Penicillin?? Should be alright...
     
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