Hype train rules

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  1. Jmac696

    Jmac696 Banned Banned

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    Rule number 1 they have to have there wrestling tested by wrestler

    2 striking/chin if there a wrestler we have to see what happens when they can't take some down and see how they hold up when they get get hit flush.

    3 they have to soundly beat a top 15 fighter

    4 cardio we have to see them go to the 3rd round

    5 they have to excel in one area
     
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    6. Must have a good finishing record.
     
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    .. is that rule #7?
     
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    Yup and #8 is the facepalm
     
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    That would be #9
     
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    Whether you think a fighter is all hype or not is opinion, and you can't really make rules for that. People have different opinions on what makes a fighter legit or "all hype."

    I remember when Gomi joined the UFC with a record of 31-5 and people were saying "Florian is gonna derail Gomi's hype train." It seems like very few fighters are considered legit on Sherdog.
     
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    Condit 3 and 4.
     
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    6 must put at end of all posts relating to said fight choo choo
     
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    I was on the Stipe bandwagon bigtime. Then he got tko'd. I will say this though,Stipe has a chin like iron.
     
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    Rule #1 we don't talk about hype trains
    Rule #2 WE DON"T TALK ABOUT HYPE TRAINS
     
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    Keep your hands inside the train at all times
     
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