Husbands who prefer porn over wife.

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  1. ArTofF16hT1ng

    ArTofF16hT1ng Bånned Banned

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    My cousin and I were having a discussion about marital relations and the rare occurrence where the wife actually approaches the husband (1 out of 100 times). I've heard some husbands actually prefer NOT to be with their wives and rather go watch porn or something. The reasoning didn't make sense to me, until my cousin explained it. Apparently, being with a wife seems like "work" whereas porn is easy.

    The same principle applies to having a girlfriend. I have a friend who still prefers porn over his g/f sometimes.

    For a related thread, see this.

    http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f48/great-porn-experiment-official-version-4-a-2349497/

    So what say you?

    Porn over real person? Seems like being a voyeur.
     
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    that's sad.
     
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    Nothing wrong with preferring porn over your wife once in awhile.
     
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    Is ArTofF16hT1ng calling out the No Fap Brotherhood?

    I think so.
     
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    it doesn't seem like he approves of his friend's behavior.
     
  6. ArTofF16hT1ng

    ArTofF16hT1ng Bånned Banned

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    Hm, I'm coming up on a month myself. I'm of the same conviction. If I'm going to bust a nut, better in a woman's mouth or vag.
     
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    No.
     
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    right with you, ts. i don't know what self-respecting man would turn down sex for jerking off.
     
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    I suspect a huge debate between people who aren't married who think husbands will eventually get bored of their wives and people who actually are married (but that group will be split into those who actually are bored of their sex lives and those who are not).
     
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    suckers.
     
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    Wait... weren't you the guy who refused to do just this until marriage?

    Have I confused you with another? Do you plan to wait that long for relief? Are you just going to abandon your beliefs?

    So many questions; I'm thoroughly befuddled!
     
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    They just wanna bust a nut asap and get on with the day. Sex might take too long.
     
  13. Toda Hiro-matsu

    Toda Hiro-matsu Earthling

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    Who gives a fuck about self respect?

    This aint sesame street, bitch!
     
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    Not my thing. Poop shoot is one way.
     
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    not many people these days. i still do.
     
  16. ArTofF16hT1ng

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    Yeah I'm one of those weird guys who doesn't like jerking off. It's like eating stale popcorn.

    Yeah, I live celibate and don't plan to do it til I get married. I've had sex before though. Going on 6 years celibate.
     
  17. Toda Hiro-matsu

    Toda Hiro-matsu Earthling

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    Why don't you go have a bowl of vanilla ice cream. I'm sure it's your favorite.
     
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    right, because sex is vanilla ice cream, and jerking off is a more exciting flavor :rolleyes:
     
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    You're afraid of yourself. It's cool. I'm psychologically fucked up, too.
     
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    So you just wont experience relief?

    [​IMG]

    That feeling you just got? I can do something about it, so neener-neener.
     

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