Hungry Achillobator painted in red vs a Bullfighting Bull

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A Hungry Achillobator painted in red. If you are wondering Dafuq is an achillobator, it is closest real world raptor in size to the depicted raptor from Jurassic World. Real velociraptors are tiny.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achillobator

And it has fur. So we dye the fur in red, to get the Bull going.



Or a Bullfighting Bull

 
I'd imagine the dinosaur would tear it to shreds.

It is similar in size to the movie raptors, and those arent that much bigger than a human. Also, their teeth dont look that big. Plus the Bull has those big pointy horns, and knows how to use.
 
Will the dino's nickname be "The Master?"

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Bah gawd the dino's just standing there
JUST STANDING THERE
contemplating its own existence!
 
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It is similar in size to the movie raptors, and those arent that much bigger than a human. Also, their teeth dont look that big. Plus the Bull has those big pointy horns, and knows how to use.

They've got sharp motherfucking toenails aswell though. The bull is pretty one dimensional imo but could easily gore it to death I suppose.
 
They've got sharp motherfucking toenails aswell though. The bull is pretty one dimensional imo but could easily gore it to death I suppose.

But the cow has some pretty thick hides. Bullfighting bulls regularly have swords poked into them, and they still keep going.
 
Bull fucks up anything smaller than it, not including poisoners. Things much smaller get destroyed easily.

Thanks sincerely for helping me retain the childlike aspect of my mind TS.
 
Bull fucks up anything smaller than it, not including poisoners. Things much smaller get destroyed easily.

Thanks sincerely for helping me retain the childlike aspect of my mind TS.

Knowing how matchups play out is not childish at all. You must make similar judgements for everyday things.
 
Knowing how matchups play out is not childish at all. You must make similar judgements for everyday things.

Imagination and curiousity are realms of the young. I meant it only as a compliment, since Im very aware of how the demands of adult life can make people unnecessarily serious. I guess perhaps my interests have changed but Ill never ever let go of curiousity. Thanks again and congrats on retaining the childish aspect of your mind despite this jaded world.
 
Imagination and curiousity are realms of the young. I meant it only as a compliment, since Im very aware of how the demands of adult life can make people unnecessarily serious. I guess perhaps my interests have changed but Ill never ever let go of curiousity. Thanks again and congrats on retaining the childish aspect of your mind despite this jaded world.

Artists need imagination, and scientists, and detectives need curiosity.
 
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