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Human battle V: a good day to farmyard

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  1. revoltub Gold Card

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    Human battle returns again for the 5th time. Human has survived fights with hippos to neanderthals. It's 1 on 1....until now. And to add another new feature, there will be 3 choices instead of 2.

    You can choose 1 melee weapon of a blunt variety. No edged weapons. You must fight your way out of one of these enclosures. You cannot run away. You are trapped on the farmyard until you fight and finish a majority of the animals. They are trying to kill you and will not be docile.

    1. The Pig Pen
    2. The Turkey Pen
    3. The Goat pen.

    Good luck human.

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    It would take a hell of a lot of turkeys to defeat me with a baseball bat.
     
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    I'd go with the pigs. Because when I look them in the eye, they are smart enough to know that I beat them from a competitive standpoint, not just a survival one. Then I can say "that'll do pig", as I drop my club and walk away.
     
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    Bow staff
     
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    Doesn't matter. At the end of the day I've got a decent dinner.
     
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    Interesting choice. But why?
     
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    I never had goat
     
  8. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    Once I slay the animals in one pen I assumed I would have to pole vault into the next.
     
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    It’s good
     
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    No you can just walk through the gate
     
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    Needs to be cooked right, but the same could be said for turkey.
     
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    Is it like lamb?
     
  13. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    I’ll keep it for style points
     
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    Usually a little tougher and a little more gamey.
     
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    How many we talking about here? War hammer and pigs. Goats will fuck you up quick and I ain't got the cardio to be swatting away all those turkeys
     
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    More than many, less than a lot.
     
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    Thats somewhere between 19 and 27 imo
     
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    There would have to be more turkeys obviously.
     
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    Thats a feast.
     
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    How gamey? I like venison
     

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