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My 85 year old grandmother has packed on over 30 solid pounds in the past 4 weeks. Her max bench has leapt from just the bar to 155 pounds- for reps!
Over the past month, I've been throwing a handful of protein powder onto her salad, dissolving anadrol tabs in her tea and I tell you, she has really turned into a hard-core lifter! Her roid rage is totally out of control, and she is eating like a horse. She has no clue that she is on steroids!
Just the other day, Nobby and I were with her in the gym. Normally I smack her around when she starts to give up with the weights, but this time the tables were indeed turned!
I was curling 275, and after 15 reps slowed down a tad. She lifted her umbrella (She carries it about in the gym with her) and stabbed me in the crotch, screaming, "You ****ing weakling!!!" I dropped the weight and collapsed, and she continued the abuse, beating me over the head mercilessly with her fearsome umbrella!
A passerby, an old gent of around 65, stopped and commented, "Good Lord, my dear, easy does it!" and she spun around, grabbed his testicles, and began crushing them in a vice-like grip, hissing, "Who asked you, ****face?!"
Finally, Nobby intervened and gave her a tremendous smack across the face with his bike chain, and as she lay on the floor, quivering, he dropped a 100 pound dumbell on her, screaming, "Aargggghh!!" the whole time.
Nobby and I left her comatose on the gym floor. But tommorow is leg day, and granny will be along for some mind-blowing quad work. Then we'll see who the weakling is!
I'll provide another update on the amazing gains my grandmother is making. Anyone else have a grandmother as fiesty as mine?
Over the past month, I've been throwing a handful of protein powder onto her salad, dissolving anadrol tabs in her tea and I tell you, she has really turned into a hard-core lifter! Her roid rage is totally out of control, and she is eating like a horse. She has no clue that she is on steroids!
Just the other day, Nobby and I were with her in the gym. Normally I smack her around when she starts to give up with the weights, but this time the tables were indeed turned!
I was curling 275, and after 15 reps slowed down a tad. She lifted her umbrella (She carries it about in the gym with her) and stabbed me in the crotch, screaming, "You ****ing weakling!!!" I dropped the weight and collapsed, and she continued the abuse, beating me over the head mercilessly with her fearsome umbrella!
A passerby, an old gent of around 65, stopped and commented, "Good Lord, my dear, easy does it!" and she spun around, grabbed his testicles, and began crushing them in a vice-like grip, hissing, "Who asked you, ****face?!"
Finally, Nobby intervened and gave her a tremendous smack across the face with his bike chain, and as she lay on the floor, quivering, he dropped a 100 pound dumbell on her, screaming, "Aargggghh!!" the whole time.
Nobby and I left her comatose on the gym floor. But tommorow is leg day, and granny will be along for some mind-blowing quad work. Then we'll see who the weakling is!
I'll provide another update on the amazing gains my grandmother is making. Anyone else have a grandmother as fiesty as mine?
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