how you picture people of the forum

[MahatmaPetey]

i look nothing like my avatar. i want you all to know that.

 

[SEXY BEAST]

Originally posted by NewHamieWamie



B&I... pissed as in roid rage and pissed a drunk!! I know u got a woman.... That is why you dont rock this as much!
I really pic u as my funny ass uncle...dark eyes, dark simi hair, not to tan, You drink beer, kind of jacked, watchs fighting but doesnt do it anymore, drives a muscle car not a stupid asian racer (or atleast wants one)....

You pretty much hit me on the button there Newhamiewamie..except for the roids, which I would love to try but I got a fucked up liver, that and the dark skin, I'm about as brown as it gets.
Look at it this way, I wouldn't be caught dead out after dark in the south in fear of my own life!
Well that jacked part to, I'm about as mellow as an old dog and just as smelly!
I do like to watch MMA & Boxing but don't train any more, to many injurys.
And yes sir bradda, I do drive a muscle car....
But I don't think I'm your uncle, although there was this beautifull young woman about 18 years ago, how old are you again?
Just kidding
But if you like I would love to be your hawaiian uncle, it is common to have many uncles here in hawaii, so you can call me uncle anytime...I would be proud!

 

[NewHammieWammie]

haha ok... from now on im calling you uncle B&I

and thanks jake lol... but im quite stocky now... i work out 5 days a week for the last 6months so i have put on some pounds of rock hard steal! The ladies love me....

Oh punk... no greasy hair... even though im a ginnie! Im kind of skinny... 150, 5'7ish! but im working on that shit. Nerd lol, hardly... 3.0 in college though but im more of the beer drinking, mechanic/life guard, muscle car driving, rock n roll, crazy fucker that everyone knows!

 

[Conrad]

Elvis thinks everyone is a Kangaroo. It is this wierd fucked up fantasy thing he has I think. Weirdo. In the ring Elvis thinks he is taking out Kangaroos. Lucky for Evan Tanner the match was stopped before Elivs knocked him out Becuase we all know what Elvis likes to do to a Ko'ed Kangraroo.

 

[Elvis Sinosic]

You guys bring a tear to my eye... This is beautiful...

 

[vod]

Well there's a few that I really do think of as their avatars.

Mainly Meat Fist. Just by the tone of his posts he sounds like Alex from Clockwork. Crippler will never live down the Sakuraba image. Bobby definitely gets the role of DeNiro. Not so much with your old avatar but ever since you changed over to this new avatar I think of you as Calvin, Punk. Shooto, yeah ever since Jugs posted the picture I've thought of him as the Hawaiian Punch guy.

 

[Conrad]

Originally posted by Elvis Sinosic
You guys bring a tear to my eye... This is beautiful...

Dammit Elvis we are not Kangaroos!!!!!! Humans!!!! Get it right already.

*Hope he doesn't stop coming here now that hhe knows we are NOT little fury creatures that hump infront of anyone.*

BTW Elvis do you think you are a Kangaroo too or just us?

 

[Wilhelm]

Originally posted by MahatmaPetey
i look nothing like my avatar. i want you all to know that.

Funny you should say that. I picture you as your last avatar.

Wilhelm

 

Originally posted by Elvis Sinosic
I imagine that you all look like this...

Elvis, do you have some sort of fedish dude?

 

[Hojak]

Bring the pain, you pussies. This is where we stop bein nice for a minute. Pull no punches, that's weak shit. And if anyone takes offense.... too bad, I still like ya anyway. Feel special that I mentioned you. And get the fuck off a fight board if you can't laugh at little.

Meat.... early 30s, married... loves it, but dislikes it in a lot of ways that he doesn't discuss. Shit like this echos in some of the things he says... or rather, doesn't say. Figures drinkin is a good alternative to thinkin about it. All class, pure tact. Thinks about more. Wants more.

vod.... Fat. Probably hairy too.

Juggy.... 16 and pissed. Good head on his shoulders... he's been payin attention to those fuckin lectures in AP English, believe it.


Kato... older, married, sophisticated. Content in life. Loves her kids. Takes time outta her day to be herself... a truly bitchin, yet all-too-often unmentioned quality

LSG.... feisty. Probably rocks in the sack... but I think she might be one of those chicks who knows it, and flaunts the card knowing that us men will assume she's gonna play it, and thusly do her bidding. If she has a boyfriend, he's fuckin happy.

Allison... married (lots of you married people up in here). Protective husband = good-lookin wife, she tries not to say things here that would piss him off for a reason... but there's a domino effect leading up to this event, and I think it starts with her being a unique find.

Shooto: Hawaiian. Pimp. Probably like 5'6, but dresses nice and has that surfer look that everyone loves and wants to have sex with. He's probably built like a tank too... a 5'6 tank, but a tank nonetheless. I love the guy, I can never be mean to him about anything. I'm sure he's taller than 5'6 too.

VenezuelanTKD..... sagging pants and lowriders, essa. Bring it back to the barrio carnal, tu madre's poon is mi casa, biznatch. This fool says what's up and pimps hoes big time. And I bet he dresses like a hardcore gangster and has 15 12's in the back of a fuckin 54 Chevy Impala.

Jake: D&D geeeeeeeeeek, armor class -, you just failed your saving throw to not be a HUUUGE DORK, Dragonboy. Can't wait for ya to set foor on American soil... you'll be praying for the day I take a plane to Australia every fuckin minute you're away from here once you're gone. We're still gonna train like a mother fucker though!!!!!!!!!!!

Arjukanpo: That ninja chick in the fuckin American Ninja sequel that was really horrible. But like, redheaded and doesn't need as much makeup to look like a hot ninja chick that should star in a horrible American Ninja sequel.

Fanat.... If ANYONE looks like Tong Po, it's this guy.

Creed... someone who's girlfriend I would steal and who's ass I would beat. Believe me when I say that I think the band Creed sucks enough as it is... this guy's my next target.

(jk, champ... heehee)

mmabadboy... someone who's going to beat on me with his wealth of Vale Tudo skills when we get together this summer. Wait, it's this summer already, isn't it. Kick ass.

Blown & Injected... bored at the Printing Store he works at. Makes $5.75 under the table. Blows and Injects things all day. Doesn't think anyone will make the connection between his obvious reference to hobbies of his in his nickname & himself... but we're onto him, right guys?

As our Australian brother Elvis Sinosic once said,

This is pretty much how I see everyone who is from Australia. G'day mate, crikey ol thing bout chomped off me skitters. This is a knife, Croc Hunter, blah blah blah, you fuckin roo rammers know the drill. This pretty much applies to everyone except Elvis (because we all KNOW he would beat me horribly. This does, however, apply to The Jake tenfold and for all of eternity.

Goodridge Fan... 11 years old. The Ronin... probably the same.

XorSystem.... Jiu Jitsu god, 450 lbs of Bam Bam Bigelow in a Size 8 Gi. Fucking christ dude.... size 8... you'd KILL Rickson.

 

[NewHammieWammie]

Originally posted by Dave Hojak
Creed... someone who's girlfriend I would steal and who's ass I would beat. Believe me when I say that I think the band Creed sucks enough as it is... this guy's my next target.

HaHa... i have been thinking this for quite a while now!
Creed dude... she will be mine... oh yes... she will be mine
Oh ya you told me that you would beat my ass if pounded your girlfriend... well tell ya what man... start the kicking because it is going to happen really soon again! I know that any dude that likes creed, couldnt put up fight. Even If he wanted to on his best day, with his lucky monkey and his crowbar!!!

 

[Tiki]

Originally posted by ShootoKing
I always pictures Crippler looking like Sakuraba!

Mwahahaha....Don't know why, but that's how I keep imagining him too.

 

[vod]

Originally posted by Dave Hojak
vod.... Fat. Probably hairy too.

I'll give you the fat part. I'm a bit overweight but I'm very well groomed. Hairy is not something you can include in my personal profile.

 

[The Jake]

Perhaps it is time yet again for another avatar change....

Goddamn I'm in a pic whorring mood today... weeee....

This thread is about what people look like not personality

Hojak:
Thinking he's fairly solid and getting leaner and meaner each day for his upcoming fight. That wont stop the Great One from laying some smackdown on his candy ass but (my chimps are hiding in the shadows just you watch...). The Great One will tower over him but HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Arju:
Looks much better in person than any of her pictures, that would never do her justice.

Tanner:
Lean and gay looking. Talks with a lisp and exhibits the first stages of limp wrist syndrome. Sorry man. HAHAHAHAHA jk. Well, kinda

Vod, Shooto, Xor:
I agree with Dave.
Except for that Rickson comment. Nobody beats Rickson.
Ever.
Period.

Juggs:
We look nothing alike but he reminds me of me before I started weight training.

Seldom:
A bald, monstrous, jui jitsu machine that would roll over and thru Xor.

Magic Man:
Solid but lean looking asian guy with a smile on his face all the time. Deceptively strong for his size.

Iron Trav:
Built almost the same as me down to a T. But shorter and much stronger. But I know what he looks like so I dunno if that counts.

Wilhelm:
If he looks like his old avatar, a mean biker.

- The Jake

 

[ligthandshadow]

Originally posted by ShootoKing
I always pictures Crippler looking like Sakuraba!

Me too!
And cesaro like that one silva pic :\

And punkmother like calvin......blarg...

 

[black lion]

LOL@Hojak
Damn dude, I thought Meat Fist was the profiler. Fockin hilarious, esp the Tong Po reference. You hit most of those right on the head. I'd sorta like to know what you think of me just for laughs. To the topic let me first say I really dont want to picture most of you since yall always seem to be talking about whackin your bags. But a few opinions anyway:

Vene: this is the only one I didnt agree with Dave on, I think vene is one of those guys that people underestimate cause of his accent, and he lets em think he's dumber than he really is then takes their money and bangs their girl. Thumbs up to that.

wilhelm: one of his posts in which he stated that he was a 'contractor' and had a baretta in his suitcase stuck in my mind, and I've pictured him as an assassin ever since. I know this makes no sense, I've seen 1 too many John Woo flicks.

Bruce Lovely: is probly Jim Norton when he's not on the radio

punkmother: is really gay, and plays the 'I'm not gay, but I'll act like such a flamer that you have to believe it's a joke' role so he can freely bask in all the male attention he gets here

creed:runs a home-prn website that he realllllly wishes he could link here. Think of what all the porn fiends on this forum would do to his traffic

 

[Hojak]

Black Lion.... hahahaha, you're cool as hell man, I can't rail on ya like that.

Although this one line from a Richard Pryor line comes to mind....

"Everytime I drop my pants, I kill the myth."

 

[seldomTap]

I am hopeless at this shit. Before I met magic, I was thinking he was a big guy with goatee, when in reality he is a little dude with a goatee...

 

[SEXY BEAST]

Originally posted by Dave Hojak


Blown & Injected... bored at the Printing Store he works at. Makes $5.75 under the table. Blows and Injects things all day. Doesn't think anyone will make the connection between his obvious reference to hobbies of his in his nickname & himself... but we're onto him, right guys?

That's it I'm installing some scarface security first thing in the morning!
First it's my little bradda newhamiewhamie and now former admin. and soon to be MMA superstar Mr. Hojak!
I feel violated, you guys know me better than my right hand and some kleenex!
I bet you you guys saw the wife waxing my ass tonight huh?

 

[ArjukanpoKarate]

I like it. I think it's so you Mic HAHAHAHAHAHHA I mean Jake lol