How would you rate Ted Bundy as a poet?

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  1. Luger

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    I was reading a few and they are worse than his killings.
    He was supposedly really smart.

    Here are a couple:

    I was going to do two of them but the first one is so awful that I can't be bothered.
    How could that be a writing of a smart man?
     
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    IMO stick to killing, Mr. Bundy
     
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    He was good at that, at least.
    That poem is something from a religious teen.
     
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    0-10?

    killer
     
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    So stealing that for a song....
     
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    Maybe he wasn't trying to impress anyone with how smart he is and he was trying to capture, in print, the essence of feelings that he has towards the Divine.
     
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    He really sucked at it, if that was what he was going after.
    Gerald Schaefer was pretty good. He was a serial killer and released a bit of short stories. They were collected as "Killer Fiction" that was surprisingly well written.
     
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    I think there was some beauty in the simplicity of what Bundy was saying.
     
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    Kind of like how your posts are something from an irreligious teen?
    :)
     
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    I can't say that I share your opinion.
    I felt like I was reading something from a religious, angst driven moronic teenager.
     
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    At least I don't put it down in poems.
    And I don't kill people.
     
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    Al bundy was better.
     
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    You wouldn't believe how ironic it is for me to read this from you.
     
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    Not yet haha.
     
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    That's why i said "posts".
     
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    I am not writing in my native language, like Bundy was.
     
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    No. There's no mention of lotion or baskets. 0/10.
     
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    Will I get any money if it is a hit?
     
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    That is ironic, as Harris used Buffalo Bill's injury as a story line from Ted's MO.
     

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