How would Team Stockton vs. Team Russia go down in "Da Streetz"

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  1. epathebay

    epathebay Green Belt

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    Ok so if Khabib and his crew actually met up with the Diaz Bros and the 209 gang in the streets as the Diaz Bros wanted, how would it have gone down.

    The teams would be

    Team Stockton 209:
    -Nick Diaz
    -Nate Diaz
    -Martin Sano (New Bellator Welterweight Signee)
    -Jake Shields (Post Palhares fight)

    Team Dagestan Russia:
    -Khabib Nurmagomedov
    -Abubakar Nurmagomedov (WSOF Welterweight/Khabib Cousin)
    -Timur Valiev (WSOF Bantamweight)
    -Islam Mamedov(WSOF Lightweight)



    My pick is on Team Stockton via cardio, tho you can never count out a Russian
     
  2. Rex Kwon Do

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    Where exactly? In Russia, Khabib's group will have firearms and thus win. Bury body Dagestan, very easy. In America, 209 wins due to scrappiness and not being sport wrasslers.
     
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    lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    209 crew gets suplexed on their heads.

    EDIT: ^ what he said.
     
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    Khabilov isn't on Team Dagestan in this scenario.
     
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    Khabib and Khabilov consider each other like brothers, he would be on team Khabib
     
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    Then we should assume Juiced Melendez is on Team 209.
     
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    Melendez just got married, he ain't bout that life nomore
     
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    Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    In "Da Streetz"?

    Quadruple homicide victory for team Russia.
     
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    Why a bantamweight for Team Dagestan?

    Replace Timur Valiev with Shamil Zavurov and 209 gets murked easily
     
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    KhabibTheBeagle Papi de la Sherdog

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    All-Star 209:
    Giblert Melendez
    Nate
    Nick
    20/20 Shields

    Team Dagestan:
    Khabib
    Khabilov
    Mairbek Taisumov
    Albert Tumenov

    Team Dagestan wins via not being German suplexed 50 times each.
     
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    Melendez + new father protect-the-cubs hormones = curb stomps the Dagestanians into Bolivian
     
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    I've been to Stockton a zillion times and never felt very scared... Unless you have a phobia relating to malnourished cholos and meth heads

    Being lost Dagestan would probably suck. I don't even know where Dagestan is and probably neither does the CIA
     
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    Dagetan's in some mountains somewhere and everyone trains Sambo all day, but no-one knows why.
     
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    Bruh Giblerts wife is actually a pro kickboxer and is preparing for an MMA debut. She's gonna fight in Bellator next month.

    NO JOKE

    I just listed everyone who was ACTUALLY in the fight saturday. If everyone is fair game then you can throw in any Dagestani/Russian for Khabib or Gilbert, Joe Schilling, Bobby Green, old man Cesar Gracie himself for Team 209.


    Taisumov is from Chechnya and Tumenov is from Kabardino-Balkaria, all part of Russia but not in Dagestan.
     
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    Diaz Bros show up with gunz
     
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    in the streets, it would look like a track meet with 209 running for their lives.
     
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    Team 209. Speak down on my area i will slump you
     
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    209 Life FACE THE PAIN!!! Double Yellow Card

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    Your a bitch, point blank
     

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