How would Ronaldo (151m) vs CM Punk (400k) go ??

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  1. YellowBanenoo

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    Let's say they get into the octagon right now. Would Ronaldo simply obliterate Punk with shear athleticism or would punk catch him with flying gogoplata? Anyhow, I'm definitely not posting this to try out putting Instagram follower number on the title.
     
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  2. greenhawk

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    Ronaldo with 6 months of training punks most top 10 UFC WWs forget CM Punk. We are talking of a A+++++++ level athlete here.
     
  3. davisxp

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    LOL, forget Ronaldo, Messi would fuck Punk up!
     
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  4. Congo66

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    Hmmm I'm not sure about that but it's working anyway.
    Ronaldo would probably beat him, if you know anything about Ronaldo everyone says how hard he trains and how seriously he takes training plus pro athlete > wrestling actor.
     
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    Skill beats athleticism, but seeing as punk has neither, I’d go with the super athlete
     
  6. Dark Individual

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    How would @YellowBanenoo (2.5 inches) vs A regular joe (5 inches) go?
     
  7. Grijswaarde

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    Me (143) vs CM Punk (400k) would be more interesting imo. I am a known Sherdogger.

    Edit: holy shit it actually works.
     
  8. Rav7n

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    Forget Messi..
    Scott who plays Sunday league in Stockport would fuck cm punk up...
     
  9. Beastos

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    All I know is Ronaldo is insanely athletic, the dude is regarded as one of the best footballers ever . He's also a huge UFC fan so is automatically atleast a purple belt in Bjj
     
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    Ronaldo would not do that because ne would not risk his career by possibly hurting his foot while kicking Punk's head off. If it somehow happened bet the house on CR.
    Zlatan would murder Punk tho and may even be up for it.
     
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    Diego Costa, Pepe , or even Ramos would also murder Punk .
     
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    regular Joe would probably submit Banenoo
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  13. Rav7n

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    Oh my ..
    Zlatan played for the enemy as in man United as I'm a life long city fan .
    He also destroyed England once with the most insane over head kick.
    But I absolutely love the dude..
    Even talks about himself in a first person perspective like the rock...

    But he has a legit blackbelt in something like karate or taekwondo.
    And he's a top level athlete and always looked after himself and from Sweden so basically a Viking..

    Bet the house on ibrahimovic..
     
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    Ronaldo is a training freak with a winner mentality.

    He already has a good basis for kicks and crazy functional athleticism.

    Also, he's a K1 and MMA fan. He''s friends with Badr Hari, and when he stepped at MacGregor's gym, Kavanagh said Ronaldo flooded him with questions about training.

    I wouldn't be surprised if a Ronaldo (old as he is to start crosstraining in MMA) with 1 year training was a threat for some seasoned journeymen at his weightclass
     
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    CM Punk (400k) would choke that pussy (151m) out until he shit himself in the cage

    inbe4 triggered responses
     
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  16. Rav7n

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    Are they these Instagram number things in brackets..?
    If so...you need to go and rub your groin area with a cheese grater .
     
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    According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, an average-sized banana weighs approximately 4 ounces and measures at least 7 inches -- but less than 8 inches -- in length

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  18. Lots

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    There’s no such thing as A whatever the fuck athletes.
     
  19. Zabit 145 Goat

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    You're out of your fucking mind.
     
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    I wouldn't mess with anyone who plays sunday league in Stockport.
     
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