How would Rogan do at ADCC?

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  1. BrunswickMAF

    BrunswickMAF Orange Belt

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    I know that Joe Rogan is a fairly accomplished Martial Artist and trains under Eddie Bravo. How do you think he'd do at ADCC?
     
  2. Fox by the Sea

    Fox by the Sea Lighthouse keeper Platinum Member

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    he's hurt! he's hurt!
     
  3. Megatronlee

    Megatronlee Red Belt

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    I think you'd be surprised
     
  4. Cro Cop Is Back

    Cro Cop Is Back Red Belt

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  5. Th3Sav4ge

    Th3Sav4ge "What the fuck is happening!?"

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    depends who he faces i guess?


    Rogan vs Chael would be fun to watch. even if chael manhandles him into a sub
     
  6. BBMN

    BBMN Pancakes?!

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    I believe he has some shoulder issues. This would keep anyone from going to far.
     
  7. prikoke

    prikoke Brown Belt

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    badly. There are like a thousand black belts in the world and only the best go to ADCC; plus he's 50 years old.
     
  8. BBMN

    BBMN Pancakes?!

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    Yea, he's not the top 1% by any means. And he isn't exactly in his prime.

    I'd enjoy seeing him there and maybe having him call a few matches. He knows a ton.
     
  9. edco76

    edco76 huh? Platinum Member

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    This
     
  10. Corleone187

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    He would get crushed/humiliated and try to convince everyone he was seconds away from ending it with a Darce :rolleyes:
     
  11. Bones245n4847

    Bones245n4847 Red Belt

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    Absolute open weight Gold. I can see him hitting the banana split or electric chair in the gold medal match.
     
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    today? are you kidding me? look at him lol.

    He's a decently skilled practitioner, and I'm sure that at some point in time, he would have been capable of rolling at some level without completely being humiliated.

    But holy shit is he old and broken now
     
  13. Peteyandjia

    Peteyandjia Saku Spring Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    He'd get crushed. That's like one of the highest peaks of jiujitsu competition in the world.

    I'm sure Joe would be the first person to tell you that.

    Still, he will fuck up any random dude who tries to jump him at a gas station or something.
     
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    Joe is 48 and not exactly in fighting shape, even if is training. Crazy idea. Plus, I think he knows pretty well what he can and can't do.
     
  15. GiBurns

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    Rogan would get crushed.
     
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    ohhhhh!!!!
     
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    Ive seen him cherry pick his opponent based on who is eager to lose to him. Finding an opponent that is apathetic and doesn't care to really struggle is something i witnessed and he later framed it up as something bigger then it was. He collected some yes men that would talk about it like he was a multi level marketing company. He wasn't always like that. Some time after 1997 he became a hack.

    I seen online his bjj record was 0-0-0 but i don't believe that can be right. I don't think JJ or Eddie would let him go a decade without competing. He was 2 and 0 on myspace against guys that didn't do jiu jitsu after joe talked them into fighting him with jiu jitsu rules.
     
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    goddammit
     
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    #likeathousand
     
  20. KickWith3rdLeg

    KickWith3rdLeg You smoke this **** to escape reality?

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    YEah but he takes the special TRT sauce so in reality hes like 30! (Yes he acknowledged on his podcast a few times he takes testosterone for energy)
     

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