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How would Cyborg do in UFC 1?

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  1. Alex Astroautist

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    In the old days there was no regulations over PEDs, everyone could juice as much as they wanted.
    How would Prime Pre-USADA full size Cyborg do against the guys from UFC 1?

    She would probably have good enough TDD to stop Royce from getting the fight to the ground and destroy him on the feet, and probably submit the rest.
    What do you think?
     
  2. Curly Peibce Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I see Joe Son trying to stick his fingers in her pussy and being koed. Was Joe in ufc 1?
     
  3. Alex Astroautist

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    Nope, wiki says UFC 4.
     
  4. HaikenEdge Rationality will win the day.

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    Not be allowed to fight. Remember, UFC 1 was at a less enlightened time.
     
  5. Reach4theSky Playin' a riddim

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    She'd get destroyed.
     
  6. yeguiza Red Belt

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    she´d get subbed by royce no doubt
     
  7. Alex Astroautist

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    By whom?
     
  8. discrawg Brown Belt

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    I think she'd win.
     
  9. Reach4theSky Playin' a riddim

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    Probably anyone who was in UFC 1.

    Fighting men is a whole other game.
     
  10. MiroHa Red Belt

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    I could see her getting a rape choke TKO over someone.
     
  11. Alex Astroautist

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    Yeah, but its men with no MMA knowledge vs. the GOAT 180lbs woman on steroids.
    I bet she would at least submit that boxing guy.
     
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    Ken Shamrock would of ate her alive.
     
  13. BigMuffler Loli is love loli is life!

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    Ronda would have a better chance, but probably still lose. Cyborg would melt from facing people she doesn't have a size advantage over.
     
  14. Reach4theSky Playin' a riddim

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    That would be her best chance, considering Art had no fking clue why he was there..
     
  15. sonofjay817 Brown Belt

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    I think this is an interesting question. I firmly believe Royce, Shamrock, Gerard Gordeau, and Patrick Smith would have beaten her but I could see her getting over on a stiff or two that fought that event.
     
  16. Cheapshart A farce to be reckoned with.

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    That's a bingo :)
     
  17. AndyMaBobs Brown Belt

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    depends... who would she replace in the tournament?
     
  18. VulcanNervPinch Gold Belt

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    She might be able to sneak a sub on one or two, since BJJ was such a mystery then.

    But otherwise she'd get MURDERED by anyone else anywhere in the cage.
    Her whole career is beating up 135 pound women, because she has 30 pounds on them
    A couple shots from a full-sized man and Borgie would crumple faster than one of her excuses.
     
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    Ronda would crumble shortly after the first male punch connected.
     
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    Art was a 29-5 Pro Boxer at the time........TS went full tard
     

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