How will Chael Pee Sonnen talk himself out of this sticky situation??

[99Silva]

Will his poetry help? Perhaps some wise Jokes for the bubbly?
Maybe he can just act like he doesn't know what happened like
when he said Silva acted like he doesn't and can't speak English.

Chael took a test and the result was a Bloody Fail.
What can he do? He doesn't even have a clue.
Now Werdum is cracking jokes and so are all of you blokes.
Could he should he Perhaps try to I guess that's that.
The End!

 

[Shijima Claw]

His big peepee is broke.

 

[mchestnut]

Ummm he is on TV explaining it all very well. I actually believe him. Its very complicated....he has medical reasoning for fertility and TRT reduction. Also announced he was taking them before the test. This was not a standard NSAC test. These are not performing enhancing substances

 

[schwe30]

hahaha Silva fans getting excited in here.

And Silva does speak English, just like Machida, but maybe not enough at official press conferences. So he's right about that.

 

[Aerose91]

I actually agree with him in this. He admitted he used to use test. and he was caught with post cycle drugs. He was actually doing it correctly.

Weather or not he was using more test than allowed by the commission is the more pertinent question.

 

[TGArthur]

Will his poetry help? Perhaps some wise Jokes for the bubbly?
Maybe he can just act like he doesn't know what happened like
when he said Silva acted like he doesn't and can't speak English.

That's such a dense statement to make not knowing both sides of the story. I take what Chael says with a grain of salt, but if his story is true, he was suspended on a NON PERFORMING enhancer substance OUT OF COMBAT.

It would be no different if the NSAC decided on a time before Nick Diaz fought they decided to test him for weed and banned him for smoking weed a couple months before his fight.

 

[Hanz_Blitz]

The nerve of this fool! He's a jackass and no matter how funny I've found him in the past he lost me as a fan here

 

[LordBarnaby**]

he has already had his name cleared he explained eveerything 100% true honest man #sonnenTRUTH

no lie sonnen is god

 

[Drake]

P4P worst TS.

 

[KaneThePhoenix]

I actually agree with him in this. He admitted he used to use test. and he was caught with post cycle drugs. He was actually doing it correctly.

Weather or not he was using more test than allowed by the commission is the more pertinent question.

How exactly? Yes it should help his system eventually by kicking natural testosterone into production but they are estrogen related. The ONLY reason they would be banned is the process they are used in.

Not because they are enhancing in any way other than the reason someone using steroids, or TRT therapy wouldn't already do if they were cycling back on replacement therapy. This to me is a non issue. I hope he isn't punished, it would be redundant.

 

[GusBrooks]

Fael Pee Sonnen

 

[AP_RESURRECTION]

he will win the public perception game - i would like to see a time when he doesnt

 

[pointfighter]

i havent been here long, but 99silva's threads are always garbage

 

[UJustGotChaeld]

i havent been here long, but 99silva's threads are always garbage

It only takes 1 of his threads to come to that conclusion. Chael went about this the wrong way, but what he did was not bad.

 

[KaneThePhoenix]

i havent been here long, but 99silva's threads are always garbage

Agreed completely. Always just this side of bashing. Usually they're really ignorant threads too.

 

[SuperNerd]

Translation: "Look! This is where Sonnen put it. He stretched it real good"

 

[Which Doctor]

 

[Which Doctor]

Translation: "Look! This is where Sonnen put it. He stretched it real good"

You forgot the part where Sonnen didn't call him later.

 

[WildShrimper]

Like he always does, lie.

fraud.

 

[Free_MMAson]

Just listen, urine for a treat