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How well would you do in UFC 1?

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  1. Captain Haddock Yellow Belt

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    The title explains the thread. How do sherdoggers think they would do against the field?
     
  2. IngaVovchanchyn Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    If they let me wear one boxing glove I think I would win it.
     
  3. trac209 Red Belt

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    I think I would have done well,under the right circumstances ........
     
  4. Monkfish Orange Belt

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    Sherdoggers > UFC 1
     
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    I'm punching Joe Son in the nuts and then I'm leaving.
     
  6. LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    Well considering I'm a 6'4" dying piece of Spaniard big dick bandit, with warrior blood and heart of a lion, I'm sure I'll get crushed by anyone at UFC1. However, I think Ronda Rousey the #4 P4P best fighter ever would've owned UFC1. She would've armbarred Gordeau and Hackney, outboxed Shamrock and Gracie and judo tossed the crap out of Jimmerson. Only person I see giving her problems is Tuli. Discuss.
     
  7. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I actually know more BJJ than everyone in there other than Royce. I'd get stomped, but I might make Royce work for the tap more than a number of his opponents.

    The only person against whom I personally see no possible path to victory is prime roided Ken Shamrock.
     
  8. Captain Haddock Yellow Belt

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    What the fuck does that even mean. Please be clear.
     
  9. SaintSoldier Brown Belt

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    Depends on who I get matched up with. I'm fairly sure I would lose to most of the bigger guys, but I would out-strike Royce, and he wouldn't take me down or sub me.
     
  10. Captain Haddock Yellow Belt

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    LOL. I actually laughed. I don't know what to make of this. I'm still chuckling.
     
  11. scorpipede --love nugget--

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    that's funny because I was thinking, if I was forced to compete, I'd most likely do the same as ole Art.
     
  12. BenjaminDuffy The Pink of Greens Staff Member Sherdog.com Staff

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    I would have been the smallest guy there except for Royce, with no fight experience other than four years of high school wrestling and a few months of kempo and judo lessons.

    I'd consider myself to have done well if I lasted a minute against any of them.
     
  13. trac209 Red Belt

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    It was a joke that obviously went over your head
     
  14. scorpipede --love nugget--

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    you playin now?
     
  15. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Rousey's phrasing for how she could beat Cain Velasquez.
     
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    I'd win and cry
     
  17. Captain Haddock Yellow Belt

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    Ah well I'm sorry I didn't get that. I follow MMA but I don't tuck every little bit of hilarity that fighters say into the back of my my mind. Now I know! I won't forget this time, I promise!
     
  18. IngaVovchanchyn Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    Well sure, that is the likely result, but I was trying to drum up some confidence.
     
  19. Tylerlikesmma Brown Belt

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    If you scaled everyone down to my weight (155-170) maybe I could take a few guys via being relatively efficient at jiu jitsu & most of them being clueless. I think I'd have a shot at beating Joe Son as is.
     
  20. scorpipede --love nugget--

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    I have a pair of winter gloves that, when I put them on, makes me feel like I could really whoop some ass. I get where you're coming from!

    they're really good gloves. Carhartt. Waterproof.
     

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