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How wacky are jelly belly's?

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  1. XThe GreatestX Gold Belt

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    like a million flavors and they all taste different. some taste good and some are just straight awful

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  2. weed ベルセルク

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    if I eat the licorice flavored one, it gives me mega loog. so much, I can hawk a loog 20 feet into the air & catch it back into my mouth.
     
  3. supnmunm Black Belt

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    The butter popcorn one is the worst

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  4. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    You we're boutta get such a fuckin Like for this post until that very last word fucked everything up, my finger was already hovering over the button
     
  5. hohner Titanium Belt

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    Pretty wacky imo
     
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    ketchup flavored are the best
     
  7. A.A. Riggs Black By Demand

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    Not wacky at all are you on something? Son?
     
  8. Krixes The Undefeated Gaul Platinum Member

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    I remember going into this place at the Mall called Mr. Bulky's (Giant Candy Store) and eating these. I would just walk around eating candy, and never buy anything. I only got yelled at maybe three times by the cashier.
     
  9. GSP_37 Titanium Belt

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    Haven't had that since I was a kid. Haven't really actively sought out niche candy.
     
  10. Steve-French What A Rush!!!

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    I used to get the Harry Potter pack and hand them out for pranks. The flavors were just fowl, but spot on. There was vomit, rotten eggs, dirt, booger, sardines, earwax, and grass (which oddly wasn't that bad) It would be hard not to puke trying to eat them. The vomit flavor was the worst.

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  11. XThe GreatestX Gold Belt

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    Oof
     
  12. DvS_Vinny Orange Belt

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    It’s the most popular flavor...
     
  13. is normal Brown Belt

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    Since you used the possessive, I have to ask: Jelly Belly's what?
    How wacky are Jelly Belly's consumers?
    Very.
    How wacky are Jelly Belly's creators?
    Even more wacky.
    How wacky are Jelly Belly's ingredients?
    A little wacky.
    The flavors? Off the charts wacky if you consider the gross ones, like vomit.
     
  14. ClubFoot Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. Platinum Member

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    douche.
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  15. IloveTHIS Literal God

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    I bought these to try with a girlfriend for fun.

    Tried a few of them, and they were bad, but we were making it through. Thought maybe I'd be able to try all of them. Then got to either vomit or rotten egg and the second it touched my mouth I had to run to the bathroom and nearly vomit. Dry heaved over the toilet for like 5 minutes. When I finally came back I picked the damn things up and threw them away.
     
  16. Luke Hand Cool Allez(oopsie)-Omi

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    i got that for my daughter once - the booger one was surprisingly satisfying.
     
  17. squeezewax Black Belt

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    Is jelly bellys the name of the brand? In the countries i've lived in they're call Jelly Beans. I love licking a woman's jelly bean.

    Jelly Babies are nice too.
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  18. Colageneration Banned Banned

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    About as wacky as the police states attempt to control creativity around here.

    Wacky. As. Wack.

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  19. Luke Hand Cool Allez(oopsie)-Omi

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    reported
     
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    They removed my ability to EDIT my own posts.

    I want to correct a typo but I can't. Oh lord have mercy.
     

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