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I know, really. Sheesh....You're wrapping your legs around the guy and you're worried about a little pat on the shoulder?
TS rolls around with guys in pajamas but doesn't want them touching him after?
I was banging this dude in the ass one time, and I reached around and grabbed his dick, and it was hard.
I was like "whoa man! Get off me! What are you, gay or something?!"
Really freaked me out.
You're wrapping your legs around the guy and you're worried about a little pat on the shoulder?
Just tell him "Hey, don't make this gayer than it already is."
Are you done with your 96 hour work week period?
Funny you should ask. I am.
Still miserable, though.
Yeah, after hearing (more like reading) about your grave encounters you've pretty much let go of your ownage/pwnage stories.
Now get back at it damn you.
EDIT: Welcome back and stuff.
Thanks.
I've decided that me using my superior wit and glib quips is a thing of the past.
Instead of letting people know when they're wrong, I've decided that I'm only going to start letting people know when I'M wrong. In other words, I've decreased my verbal interaction with other human beings by 100%.
Well that is shit news. I've always prepared myself a cup of warm tea along with a nice roaring flame in the fireplace, anxiously reading your fictional anecdotes (and smart ass remarks).
Cheers.