how to order drinks from a restaurant

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  1. lakersfan45 That's sardo! No mr, accent on the do!

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    whenever i order drinks from a restaurant, lets say a long island iced tea, its never strong enough for me. i dont drink very often but when i drink i like it strong, and usually i order drinks when i'm eating dinner with my gf. could i ask for extra alcohol/ an extra shot? and does top shelf help?
     
  2. HARRISON_3 Titanium Belt

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    Ask for a double tall.
     
  3. AGGAMEMNON66 ———Villain———

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    Well, it usually helps to know the name of the drink you're ordering.
     
  4. goleta83** Banned Banned

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    hey bitch get me a drink
     
  5. ThinkGreen Der Übermensch

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    Order a double.

    Double = 2x as much alcohol
    Tall = bigger glass, but same amount of alcohol
     
  6. thebluerider Gold Belt

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    You need help ordering a drink? Impressive.
     
  7. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    I stick to beer at restaurants myself. Double neat whiskey if its that kind of night. I would rather not drink from a straw, not that theres anything wrong with that.
     
  8. rorydaboss Brown Belt

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    Just get drunk before the restaurant and drink beer while there.
     
  9. Nomad Nemesis** Brown Belt

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    um, how are you going to order extra alcohol in a long island iced tea? it is all alcohol except for a bit of coke.

    maybe the bar you go to waters down their liquor. then it doesn't matter about extra shots and shit as it is all watered down the same amount.

    go to a different bar.
     
  10. Squirting Gun Blue Belt

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    I just order my whiskey straight, I dont trust pours unless I know the bartender.
     
  11. Josh Guest

    Stop ordering long island iced tea. Learn what a double is.

    Actually, I'm gonna need to see some ID ma'am, I refuse to believe you're old enough to drink.
     
  12. Corrado Soprano Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Best not to order a mixed drink because the alcohol is usually water down anyways. I do remember once I was at Boston Pizza and I ordered a double crown royal straight. The guy comes back and with a glass of double crown with ice and water. I nicely tell him I ordered a double crown straight, I didn't want ice. He goes back and brings me a double with water. I smirked at my friend sitting across from me and was just going to let it slide but he could tell that's not what I wanted, so he finally comes back with two shots of crown and a empty glass. Good thing was the drinks he messed up were on the house.
     
  13. PolishHeadlock Putin Belt Banned

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    What this guy said, but doubled.
     
  14. Chernabog Sherdog Curator

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    Order whiskey or scotch. Enough of the mixed drinks.
     
  15. Nomad Nemesis** Brown Belt

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    ok, just order this: Caipirinha

    cachaca is 40% alcohol. the only things in the drink are cachaca, sugar, and limes

    when made right they are fucking delicious and strong.
     
  16. Eyepokesftw Brown Belt

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    Long island iced tea is a woman drink.. Man up. Its the most popular drink that trashy women order at the bar.
     
  17. Tankeray Primordial Covenant

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    This lol.
     
  18. Tankeray Primordial Covenant

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    Order some Tullamore for Christ's sake.
     
  19. HARRISON_3 Titanium Belt

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    I wouldn't admit to ordering Long Islands on an MMA forum, btw.
     
  20. Departed Silver Belt

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    stop ordering stupid fucking drinks that are designed to mask the strength of the booze in them.
     

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