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  1. YesMySon Banned Banned

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    written
    By every Brazilian of all time
     
  2. SupremeGuy Green Belt

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    You're right but be prepared for the tidal wave of butthurt that's coming.
     
  3. Zarra Red Belt

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    Yeah,only Brazilians get injured.
    Fuck off
     
  4. Zeppeling ritehand Banned

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    Trainer smarter not harder does not apply in Brazil. They take the adage "if you're not injured going into your fight you didn't train hard enough" way too seriously.
     
  5. GBcrazy Brown Belt

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    You mean, written by every brazilian, american and russian
     
  6. nick1990 Purple Belt

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    It does seem to be Brazilians that get injured more often, could be wrong though.

    Anyone have any stats on this?
     
  7. Post Crisis Professional Shit-poster

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    As a fighter, there's always gonna be something wrong with you. Makes excuses and ducking so damn convenient.
     
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    Isn´t that the motto of the AMERICAN kickboxing academy?
     
  9. YesMySon Banned Banned

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    the last healthy brazilian on earth starring tom hanks
     
  10. Zeppeling ritehand Banned

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    True that. They are idiots as well.
     
  11. accolyte1022 Captain Belt

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    No kidding. There's a poster named Zec/Zac something who does tons of stats/rankings.

    Edit: zec1234
     
  12. YesMySon Banned Banned

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    why wouldnt they just be called an mma academy. always bothered me
     
  13. legkicktko Only the Strong Survive

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    Pettis? Cain? Khabib?
     
  14. own1997 Purple Belt

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    They need to change their training. It's ridiculous how many injuries they get and how close they are to fight-night.
     
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    or allow them to roid heal like pride
     
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    It's not a Brazilian problem, it's a problem of camps that still haven't evolved their training methods.
     
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    Inject your steroids out of cycle then have a panic attack and kick a door frame to cover it up.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    "Tom Cruise is The Last Samurai?"
     
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    You mean written by every American of all time.
     

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