I went to sleep 2 nights ago. No surprise there, I suppose. I was with a lady friend, and we had been watching a movie in bed. She was chewing gum. Before we went to sleep, she elected to put her wad of gum on top of an old receipt that was sitting on my window ledge, above my bed. Earlier, I bet her she couldn't chew the remaining half pack of her gum. She could. So the wad of gum was huge. At some point in the night, we must have managed to knock the gum off of the ledge. When we woke up, it was fucking everywhere. Like, EVERYWHERE. Somehow, not in our hair, thankfully. But my new christmas gift duvet, sheets, pillow cases, a pair of pants and a shirt that I left, folded at the foot of my bed - all are covered in gum. Lots of it. I've tried freezing a pair of pants, but the gum just isnt coming off. It was made very melty by our body heat, and so its fuckin' in the fabric pretty good. Does anyone have any ideas? I'd be quite fucked if this stuff was all ruined. I'd be back down to owning a single pair of pants, for one thing. Anyone have anything for me? I've heard WD-40 works well for this task, but I also know it would stain the fabric... shit.