"How to ___________" by (insert UFC fighter)

[matrat103]

"How to briefly enamor yourself with fans by putting on a snoozefest against a 'boring' fighter." By Charlie Brenneman.

 

[Caucamer1can]

The art of crushing cans by Fedor E.
Translated by Anderson S. I back trus me I back.............................








I kid, I kid

 

[PierreDrillin]

"how to get a decision win in mortal Kombat " by GSP.

this is gold

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

How not to beat Frank Mir

I would be sorely tempted to read a book with that title.

 

[PierreDrillin]

How to land body shots by ronda rousey

 

[tenniswhiz]

How to Punish a Rapist
by Keith Hackney

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

How I learned to stop worrying and love the H-bomb by Michael Bisping

Just amazing. If someone could shoop Bisping's face onto this photo i would be forever grateful.

 

[kashmir]

Just amazing. If someone could shoop Bisping's face onto this photo i would be forever grateful.

There you go, sherbro.

 

[BuffaloEmperor]

Ever think that maybe he talks that way because of the alien experiments?

lol ya most likely.

 

[Deleted member 245586]

"The proper way to pull a horseshoe out of someone's ass" by Brock Lesnar

"The wrestling adventures of Dan Hardy" by Dan Hardy

"The harder you work now, the later you will get rewarded" by Josh Koscheck

 

[xfire]

"How to talk your way into a title shot" by Chael Sonnen

 

[Magx951]

"how to beat bendo with a broken hand"--By Josh "The Punk" Thompson

 

[Kratoswand]

"How to be unconscious after suffered a cut" by Tiki Ghosn

"How to get submitted after almost submitted an opponent" by John Albert

"How to take a good sleep" by Brendan Schaub

"How to be a successful Marathon runner by running backward" by Carlos Condit
and Kalib Starnes

"How to be a GOAT after an embarrassing loss in a minute" by Patrick Cummins

"How to use reach advantage well" by Stefan Struve and Jessamyn Duke

"How to be the best boxer in MMA" by Leonard Garcia

"How to switch your stance like a man" by Katsunori Kikuno

"How to win" by Diego Sanchez

 

[Kyle1991]

How to sway judges decision - benson Henderson
How to make the perfect soy-mocha latte- Patrick cummins
How to look like a jackass- connor mcgregor
How to cut height - Shane carwin
How to exterminate a clown- Chris weidman

 

[Kyle1991]

How to make Rogan cream himself by anyone who can throw a leg kick.

Lol'ed at this

 

[chaoticmayhem]

'A beginners guide to healthy juicing' - Cris Cyborg

 

[Cro Cop Is Back]

"how taste Arlovski's peepee?" by Tim Silvia

"how taste Tim Sylvia's peepee?" by GooberTaylor

Haven't heard this in ages, epic!

 

[JustBleedUFC**]

"How to bend it like Beckham" - Anderson Silva

 

[DrDune]

"How to beat Jon Jones" by Matt Hamill

 

[BuiltRoyTough]

How to knockout UFC heavyweights by Roy Nelson

How to abuse steroids and get away with it By Johnny Hendricks

How to create a myth around your career By Fedor

How to become the GOAT by Anderson Silva