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Big John is

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  1. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    This gif got me thinking..

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    Who has had a better viewing spot of a ridiculous quantity of quality combat sports moments, than Big John?

    Post who else has had the amazing privilege of seeing the most memorable fighting moments up close and what were some of those best moments they got to witness?

    Other combat sports are also allowed, not just MMA.
     
  2. Jose Beehive No.1 Soldier Of God Gif User

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    Buffer got to be up there, and Herb Dean
     
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    Joe Silva (I relegate him to privileged spectator status because a monkey can do his job) and Arianny's toilet camera
     
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    Arianny celeste,shes as ancient as big johnny
     
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  5. dittohead84 Silver Belt

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    Such privilege, much experience
     
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    Post some of the most memorable moments they had the pleasure of eye fucking, buds!
     
  7. Jose Beehive No.1 Soldier Of God Gif User

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    Don't worry he's paying for it now, the poor guy has to watch Bellator every week.
     
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    I felt that he made it too much about himself a lot of times.
     
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    I've watched all of that while split screening porn.

    Safe to say i'm the most privileged watcher.
     
  12. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    <mma4>

    Somewhat close to what I intended..

    <{jackyeah}>

    That's more like it!
     
  13. Jose Beehive No.1 Soldier Of God Gif User

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    <Lmaoo>
    It's hard my memory is shit so just went with the comical angle of repetition with Buffer :) Seeing as 99% of his screen time is exactly the same minus the differing blazer.

    Herb has some legit funny moments, but god knows the extent of what he's seen, I tallied the amount of fights he'd referee'd once and it was an outrageous number! That dude must have some serious nightmares with all that blood witnessing.

    Someone with a photographic memory could do a way better job than I did.
     
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    Can't forget the time Big John had the privilege to K the FW GOAT TFO! with a well placed knee!

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    This chick has become a millionaire from walking around the cage with a number a few times a night while getting ringside seats to the biggest fights of all time.

    Big John is in there, but he has to concentrate on doing his job, so it's probably somewhat stressful having the health of the fighters in your hands (unless you're Mario Yamasaki), but Arianny literally has to walk around every now and again and sit there and watch fights. I suppose she might get a bit cold, but that's about the only downside.

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    And probably fuck Dana, so it balances out
     
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  17. Hellowhosthat Gold Belt

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    How many times do I have to fuck Dana to get free lifetime ringside seats to UFC events?
     
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    Once a week, I reckon.
     
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    Seems fair <mma4>
     
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