How often does Ashton Kutcher train?

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  1. Amave Green Belt

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    He has been doing BJJ for a while now and is still a white belt?


    He must only train once a month or something?


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    Someone on here HAS to train with him ?

    Looks like he is still a white belt


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  2. ASMBJJ Blue Belt

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    He doesn't actually train. You just got punk'd, homie.
     
  3. Hamnabaki Blue Belt

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    My thoughts exactly.

    Although he rolls with Al bundy
     
  4. Hamnabaki Blue Belt

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    oh btw 4 days a week he take a day off after each day.
     
  5. lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    He's probably too busy ruining Mila Kunis to actually train.

    And LOL @ Systema.
     
  6. BJJ_Rage Gold Belt

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    I dont know, but SYSTEMA? really?
     
  7. Paradigm Gold Belt

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  8. Allan san Green Belt

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    he probably doesn't have too much time considering his schedule. It took Al Bundy like 17 years of privates to get his black belt.
     
  9. The Coolman Black Belt

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    What the hell is systema? Sounds like a ripoff of sambo....
     
  10. BJJ_Rage Gold Belt

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    youtube it, its... well, youll see it..
     
  11. pettiskick*** Blue Belt

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    He would but I'm to busy doing that already.
     
  12. The Coolman Black Belt

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    Wow, I consider myself to be accepting of all other martial arts but this looks like crap.
     
  13. SnowMongoose Blue Belt

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    I'd love to tap out Ashton Kutcher.
    And not just because that sonofabitch makes people always ask "like Kutcher?" when I introduce myself.
     
  14. Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Dude is probably busy a hell but what happens when he gets the cauliflower?
     
  15. swirldog Red Belt

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    My thoughts exactly.
     
  16. Dirty Holt Black Belt Professional Fighter

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    He trains his BJJ about twice a week. He has never once trained his acting.
     
  17. Calibur Jiu Jitsu Snob

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    That's not fair! He was good in "The Butterfly Effect."
     
  18. RJ Green Black Belt

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    Dude has a chemical engineering degree, he's from Iowa, and he's banging Mila kunis. If he wants to train jits in a systema gym and try to armbar people by pulling on their elbow, fine.

    I'm sure I can outgrapple him, but he gets to go home and bang Mila Kunis. That's worth all the gym wins in the world.
     
  19. Balto Silver Belt

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    What happened to that pic of him as a black belt at De La Riva's gym?
     
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