how odd conor and a house cat face off

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  1. Wizzlebiz

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    When he squares off with a house cat I just lost it.
     
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    Old men are too tough.
     
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    McGregor made a video that looks like a anti-Conor meme.
     
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    McG must be running low on the cash. Had to settle for a terrible commercial to pay baby-mommas.
     
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    Did I just watch a coke induced Conor dream?
     
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    Did he say "bein' gay"?
     
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    I hope this was made very clear before filming started

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    Nothin weird about it. A typical house cat can hunt and feed on more diverse types of prey than any other land mammal. They are peerless hunters with zero regard for life, often toying with their victims before ripping their heads clean off and leaving the twitching bodies lying about as warnings to slow, inept humans who would enter their furry domain.

    Meowjitsu is under rated as a base for MMA because for 1 most humans are not physically capable of performing the combinations or flexible enough to pull them off and 2 because most of the techniques are far too deadly for any match with rules.

    Conor showed guts facing off with a top tier predator like this, something habib knows nothing about.

    No commission would EVER sanction house cat vs humans. The resulting blood covered pussy would be too much for even vampires to stomach.
     
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    miley-trying-too-hard.gif
     
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    Cat by RNC in 2nd round.
     
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    Bet that out of shape cat still has better cardio than conor.
     
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    It’s getting a bit late to announce a January matchup.
     
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    Pretty clever post. I'm amazed you only have 40 likes. Make that 41 now.
     
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