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  1. Mr Mojo Lane Black Belt

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    ????
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  2. Zinger Potato Belt

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    Wall-E and Eve had a child, I see. Good for them.

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  3. StoneColdSteveAustin Gold Belt

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    In another few years that robot will give you a hand job
     
  4. Provocateur Red Belt

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  5. Get To Da Choppa Black Belt

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    Give her just the tip @Robocok
     
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  6. Provocateur Red Belt

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    Isn’t the answer to any number related question 350!?!?
     
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  7. RoyalTS Purple Belt

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    2 Watt per 1000 kilo calories.
     
  8. Riot Punch Orange Belt

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    Is this question for Americans? Most foreigners don’t know what tipping is except for a city in China.
     
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  9. Otto! Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    That robot has no arms, which means you have to pick up your food yourself. The robot should pay you for doing part of its job.
     
  10. Candy Routure Black Belt Platinum Member

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    42 gigoboots is customary. I throw in a cable if the service is exceptional!
     
  11. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    The restaurant owner is saving money by not paying wages, so I'm going to save money by not tipping the robot. Win-win!
     
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  12. shunyata Silver Belt

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    Going by Futurama, those will be ethanol powered soon.

    So obviously you'll have to buy her a drink.
     
  13. milliniar Who needs a belt?

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    Could change depending on its programming language.
     
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  14. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    Tell her to go get her best friend from ex machina then you can talk tips
     
  15. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    Oh, she'd get it in a nanosecond.
     
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    $500 because high tech machinery, maintenance costs, electricity.
     
  17. Legumes Freshest ham @ the deli.

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    2 nuts, and 1 bolt should cover it.
     

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