Social How Many Toilet Seat Covers...

[MMAGA]

...do you use when utilizing a public restroom? Do you use ANY???

Do you use more/less at work vs. at a gas station? Ever used a makeshift toilet seat cover (layers of TP, etc.) at a friend’s/relative’s home???

My personal standard is 2, but have used 3 on toilets that don’t appear to be as “clean”.

 

[Zer]

I thought it was pretty unlikely you'd catch anything off a toilet seat unless you were kissing it or some shit

That said I do wipe the rim of the toilet bowl at the front in case my dick accidentally touches it

 

[Fedorgasm]

I do the van damme splits on top of the stall.

Don’t have to touch the toilet, but the splashback is hell

 

[Mr Joyboy]

I just grit my teeth and bareback it... and shower and wash my clothes as soon as I get home. People's asscheeks are cleaner than their hands, etc etc. But then there's the piss and shit on the seat factor and yeah... I just grit my teeth.

 

[minute bull]

I thought it was pretty unlikely you'd catch anything off a toilet seat unless you were kissing it or some shit

That said I do wipe the rim of the toilet bowl at the front in case my dick accidentally touches it

This is good. "Do not....kiss.... 'some shit'..."

 

[TribalDrumz]

I don't even sit down, I perfect the squat and hold technique because my hamstrings and glutes are so solid.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I culturally appropriate that toilet and pop an Asian squat on top of it. But like dropping a nuclear bomb from a plane, beware of the massive splashback. A trick is to aim for the non-water covered part of the toilet bowl. It takes practice and the first few times your ass and gunt will look like a wet Jackson Pollack painting.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Only shit at work and home. While on vacation we bring Clorox wipes. At work I wipe that shit down with Lysol. Paper covers are not enough for me.

 

[GoodBadHBK]

I squat in the corner on the floor and then leave. With everyone wearing a mask no one can smell me. Thanks Corona.

 

[Stalingrad9]

2 layers of toilet papers and I'm good to go.

Not taking shits on your work time is a lack of respect for your free time.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Most Public toilets are pretty filthy so I usually just shit in the sink.

 

[jml4life]

I don't use any cuz I'm no vagine

 

[Wreckless]

I try to avoid public restrooms as much as possible.

I could probably count on my hands and feet the number of times i've had to use one in my entire life. To take a shit that is.

I like taking a dump in peace. Nothing worse than sitting on a public toilet and hearing a bunch of dumbasses coming in and being obnoxious or having someone taking a dump right besides you as well.

Fourtunately, my body seems programmed to take a dump when I get home. So I hardly ever feel the urge when i'm out.

 

[minute bull]

I prefer defecating my shit on Sherdog.

 

[rl4090526]

Wait isnt it a unsaid rule that you just put couple layers of toilet papers where your butt will be touching?

 

[Texan6533]

One and done

 

[Mike]

Dont use em. If the stall is that filthy I pick another one. Shitting in public restrooms is a rarity for me though.

 

[deviake]

Haven't for many moons. The toilet should be afraid of me

 

[Otto!]

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