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If you've never hogged at least once you have issues.
Exactly
If you've never hogged at least once you have issues.
Exactly
Guilty. A few times, actually... Mostly in College. Truth be told, probably not 200 pounds, but perhaps close on one occasion.The thing is, when you miss that 'hook-up Window' at parties of like 11:00-2:00 and all the good ones are taken or have left and you're just kinda hanging out with your buddies and drinking beer... That fat chick that's hitting on you starts to look like a viable option.
I regret nothing.
to tell you the truth, with a good amount of whisky in you they can be really fun. I find them to enjoy it more because they aren't sure when the next lay they get will be.
So true, man. Best Billy Joel I've ever recieved was from a 'larger' lady.
Glad to see Billy Joel is making its way into peoples lexicons!
No, but bring it on.
Girls are always on that "love me like I am", which is fine... everyone can be loved. However, if they want me to have sex with them, they need to realize there's nothing sexy about digging through a fat mess of crotch to deliver some digital pleasure.
Hell no. I once banged this girl in her hot tub, which reduced visibility greatly. When we started overheating we moved upstairs. I got one look at her out of the hot tub and the story ends there. She was maybe like 150 at 5'8"
Girls are always on that "love me like I am", which is fine... everyone can be loved. However, if they want me to have sex with them, they need to realize there's nothing sexy about digging through a fat mess of crotch to deliver some digital pleasure.