How many picograms this time around, Jon Jones?

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  1. TRT Champion Blue Belt

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    Let's vote.
    I say he tests positive for the exact same amount of Turinabol as he did the last few times. This is just how his cycle works.
    Or the commission and USADA sweep it under he carpet and we get a brand new non-pulsing Jones who is as clean as a whistle and is pronounced a clean fighter by shertards.
     
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    No he's role model Jones now.
     
  3. Zebra Cheeks Thicka Then A Bowl of Oatmeal Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    It’s jones 7.3 guys, he’s legit this time
     
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    probably , two grains of salt in an Olympic sized swimming pool
     
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    Jones can have as many pictograms as he wants, dana's paying for em.
     
  10. Doctor Lenovo Banned Banned

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    Most of us don't care. Let fighters fight. PEDs have a negligible say on which fighter is going to win the fight. UFC MMA is NOT sprinting, cycling or swimming. Improving your striking speed by 1/10th of a second is not going to significantly improve your chances of winning.
     
  11. waldywaldy lol motherfuckers

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    Just enough like always
     
  12. Jon's Drug Dealer Black Belt

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    All of them.
     
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    I wonder if the picogram excuse would fly with my probabtion officer? Lmao.

    "I swear, I was just pulsing the pot your honor."
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    Lol @ negligible.

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    The fight results matched the physical transformation.
     
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    hmmm, i vote 1 grain of salt cut in 1000's of pieces. and then a few of those in a pool.
     
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    I agree

    Being able to train harder and for longer does not improve your chances of winning.
    Being able to increase the amount of oxygen your blood can carry thus improving your gas tank also does not improve your chances of winning.
    Many of the other physiological changes that can occur in your body from PED use can not improve your chances of winning.
    That’s why most fighters don’t really train that much and their gas tank never has any measurable effect on the fights.
     
  17. Doctor Lenovo Banned Banned

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    TJ Dillashaw was on EPO, and he still got KO/TKO. Explain that. Ok, that is just one example. So, explain why the record shows that fighters who tested positive for PEDs after a fight only win around 50% of the time.
     
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    This guy has never won 5 consecutive UFC fights. Max Holloway has won 12-0, and he fought in the USADA era, and he has yet to test positive. So, I would rather be Max Holloway than the mythical TRT Vitor, who was NEVER a successful UFC fighter.
     
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