How many people could a UFC champ defend themselves against?

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  1. ReasonableMMAFan

    ReasonableMMAFan Banned Banned

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    If, say, they were bum rushed walking to their house by a bunch of goons with no competitive fighting experience?

    Here's the current UFC Champs.

    SW: Joanna Jedrzejczyk
    BW: Amanda Nunes
    FLW: Demetrius Johnson
    BW: Dominick Cruz
    FW: Conor McGregor
    FW Interim: Jose Aldo
    LW: Eddie Alvarez
    WW: Tyrone Woodley
    MW: Michael Bisping
    LHW: Daniel Cormier
    HW: Stipe Miocic

    Inspired by that video of a boxer beating up two thugs trying to attack him and that one UFC fighter who beat up a gang attacking some woman.
     
    ReasonableMMAFan, Aug 7, 2016
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    The answer you are looking for my friend is




















    Conor McGregor
     
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    where's the LHW interim champ
     
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    Joanna will get recked by any male who lifts

    Amanda will get recked by any male who lifts

    DJ will get recked by 10 any male who lift and do some cardio

    Dominick Cruz will get recked by any 5 males that lift.

    Conor will get recked by non mentally weak male that lifts

    Jose aldo will get recked by 10 males that lift

    Eddie Alvarez will get recked by 10 males that lift

    Tyrone woodley will get recked by non racist 10 males that lift....Racist who lift will be too afraid to approach him because of his superior aesthetic/skin color

    Michael Bisping will get recked by any male who lifts/throws overhand rights.

    Daniel Cormier will get recked by any male with good debate skills.

    Stipe will get get recked by 15 males who lift.
     
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    Overeem hospitalized 5 bouncers once
     
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    Nice.
     
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    I saw a video where 2 cops subdued Brian Ortega. Took them awhile though.
     
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    A better question is could Demetrious Johnson and John Dodson beat Cain Velasquez?
     
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    you guys watch too many jackie chan movies

    they are UFC fighters but they don't train year round and are made of weak flesh just like me and you. a few people could take on any one person
     
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    themainman You lit a match now watch it burn

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    DC, Stipe and Woodley could do it pretty easily
     
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  14. ReasonableMMAFan

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    Anderson Silva in his prime could probably clear out an entire bar if he wanted to.
     
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    The correct answer is all of Sherdog.
     
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    It depends on the circumstances. An elite professional fighter has a MUCH better chance against multiple foes than an average man.

    But, dammit, I don't care who you are. If you're fighting two healthy opponents, you're the one who's in trouble.
     
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    You probably said something about one of their favorite fighters.
     
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    themainman You lit a match now watch it burn

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    This.

    I think it was 4 though. The fifth fought his brother.

    But they were expensive bouncers. Not the ones you find in your local bar. So that's another plus :)
     
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