How many guys have been busted in their b-team undies??????

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  1. Hojak

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    It's pretty easy to call the ladies out on this one, but I've been waiting for one of them to turn the tables on this one for some time. They didn't, so I will.

    And don't go on acting like you guys don't reek of ass after a hard day's work, either. Whether it's construction or even an office job, nut sweat is a factor. So is hygiene. Hell, so is whether or not you've changed your undies in the last week. Some of you don't either, don't even lie. I bet half of you are b-teaming it as you read this.

    There was this one time where I came home when I was working construction. I had my shirt off, I was rippled and muscled and shit, and Princess was waiting at home for me. Of course, she sees my rippled muscled man body, and she wants some. Who can blame her, right? Only problem is that I'm reeking of unholy hell and I'd just put in 10 hours on a tile job, so there wasn't a thread on my body that wasn't either covered in grout, lime or cement. Of course, she didn't know better, so she sees me & the pursuit is on. She takes me into the room, corners me, slams the door behind me, and begins to venture downward. At this point I'm thinking "ah fuck, she REEEAAALLY doesn't wanna be down there".... but at the same time, she kinda wanted to, and I'm no one to refuse favors of this nature when they're offered. I could be freshly out of playing in a mid-july sidewalk shitpile, then run for 10 miles after drinking lots of really nasty alcohol that'll sweat out and make me taste even more gross, and I'd still let a chick head south for the winter if she so desired. Needless to say, Princess realized the err of her ways within milliseconds of first contact, and I don't think she'll ever repeat the mistake again. To say she had to venture through B-team undies would be an understatement.... these fuckers were like 6th string on-call undies. They didn't even show up to the game.
     
  2. Chrits

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    Its always a pleasure to read your posts! Your the man!
     
  3. Hojak

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    And still no one admitting to the b-team!!!!!!!!!!

    I swear, if this fucking thread doesn't have 300 replies by tomorrow, I'll make it my goal in life to rail the piss outta the next 50 fucks who post any kind of "qweshins for da ladies" thread.
     
  4. punkmother

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    everybody has the B-team undies...but ive never been busted in them...im sure i will, just give it time...

    and Dave, you should rail the piss out of anybody posting questions for the ladies anyways...no matter how well the thread was meant it always turns in to who can give a girl an orgasm faster conversation in order to impress the ladies...
     
  5. Waylander

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    Similar situation. I was working as a mechanic, and spent most of the day in the garage welding axles or working on engines of some sort. Well about a week before we got a new girl named aubrey, red-head, that was working the office. We ended up fooling around in the office, kinda the same scenario as yours, I got a muscular build and my arms in sleeveless cover alls sweaty and covered in oil and grease. Working late one night, she came in to get something, fucked by me is what im presuming, but I was not prepared, and was just funky down stairs. It wasnt so much B team undies, I always wear Joe Boxers or boxer briefs, so its not like I had yoda or spiderman on them, but it was just an inopportune time. But I handled it with class, before getting into the situation where she got to meet the funky monkey first hand, I said I gotta finish with this why dont u meet me at my place in an hour. Soon as she was gone, closed up shop, showered and was nice and fresh by the time she got there. Life is good gentleman, B team undies or not, Life is good.
     
  6. subliminalX

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    your balls sweat?? that's pretty sick bro. you might wanna get that checked out.
     
  7. Hojak

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    Zip it Sub. You live in Beverly Hills, so you of all people know how hot it gets out here. I'm 1 hill away from you. If your nutz aren't sweating, them there is some tiny nutz.

    Perhaps your nutz have been sweating all along, but you thought it was petroleum residue.
     
  8. subliminalX

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    hahaha...
     
  9. Chrits

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    Well a little story! I was in a shitty relationship and l was kinda cheating on her after a while. So one day the other girls comes back to my house and one thing leads to another and we have sex. I have the smell of her all over me my underwear the bed, you get the idea. So she leaves me and the girlfriend comes over and decided its that time a year so she tries to put out. Well l am shitting because l think she is going to smell the other one. Needless to say she goes down and l could smell the other one, she made a comment about a funny smell l did the "didnt shower" line and she gave me oral sex. At first l was scared as shit to get caught but then l couldnt believe what was going on!

    Thats my B underwear story man!
     
  10. Frisky

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    LOL
    I used to help out the football team in high school, keep score sheets and video tape and just the shite jobs, (hey, it counted as a credit) the first time I showed up on the scene the coach thought it would be funny to have me hand out towels to the guys in the locker room after a game. Talk about b team undies. LMAO. The only person that stepped out of his uniform happily was the captain, the rest were like, aww shit. it was great and at the next game, the underwear had greatly improved
     
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    Any of you have horrible ass-crack sweat? I'm having this ass sweat problem as of late and it doesn't make for nice smell. I'm up to like 2 showers a day just to help out my problem.
     
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    LMAO!!!!!
     
  13. Kato

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    This was nasty.... I can't even begin to imagine...ugh
     
  14. Hojak

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    I cannot believe this topic is sinking so quickly.... however, I had to actually go piss at 8 cups of water (I was trying to make it to 10, god damn it) because I damn near busted a kidney when Bench rattled off about the ass crack sweat.

    Damn you Bench.
     
  15. Cesaro

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    its nasty, i get it. the heat is unreal here, like 80 degrees every day. sometimes in the 90s. when i first started getting it, i thought it was because i wasnt wiping the meat loaf properly, but it turns out just being ass-crack sweat.
     
  16. vod

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    I have.
     
  17. Cesaro

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    Oh, and on topic.. I've been busted in the B-teams numerous times, I have no shame though really.
     
  18. Hojak

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    You're a brave man, Cesaro.
     
  19. Kato

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    boys just shower after taking a crap...and the problem will be solved...lol
     
  20. Hojak

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    Kato... I wuv ya hon... but there are soooooo many ways I could take that gun you're holdin and aim it back at the entire female breed.
     

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