How many curses have I been afflicted with?

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  1. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    I have never forwarded a single chain e-mail. Each has ensured me that I will be cursed for my apathy. This behavior of mine has persisted for many years now. It is only a matter of time before these curses catch up with me.

    How will I die? Will I turn into a frog? Will my nuts swell to the size of cantaloupes? What's in store for me Sherdoggers?
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Pretty sure you killed granny too.
     
  4. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    oddly enough 'Thicker' has been happening.
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Lizard.
     
  6. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    I took a while, but at 96 I finally did her in.
     
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  7. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    True. I don't like cold weather. Makes me sluggish. So it could be happening.
     
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    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    punky brewster Black Belt

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    Extreme case of MRSA

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    Damn, sorry to hear that.

    I, on the other hand, am awaiting my money from a bunch of rich royalty figures from over seas. I just had to forward them a little bit of cash for legal stuff and they assured me I would inherit their fortunes. Can't wait, I've just been maxing out all my credit cards with extravagant purchases, knowing full well that I can easily pay them off as soon as the money comes through
     
  11. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    A Nigerian guy? They have offered to me a great deal of money as well if I help them with a few simple bank transactions. Nigeria must be an incredibly wealthy country considering the number of people I know who have received similar offers.
     
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    Brampton_Boy Douchey Mc Douche

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    You will lose all your gains and develop a dad bod.

    You have angered the gains God (Press Like to avoid further punishment)
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    El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    about tree fiddy
     
  14. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    Crossfit?
     
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    Primitivo Third World Prince

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    Find a ruler a measure your dong, since that's how you quantify these things. If @El Chimpo is right... well...

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    El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    cage bless
     
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    Strychnine Gold Belt

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    I'm a follower of Jesus Christ. Curses don't apply to me.
     
  18. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    350 mm. isn't that what everyone has? Am I shrinking?
     
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    Primitivo Third World Prince

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    Need to refuel, man.
     
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    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    Stop drafting and take the lead. Quit making Jesus pull you along. Team mates like you spoiled his chance at taking the Tour last year.
     

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