How many curses have I been afflicted with?

[MusclesMarinara]

I have never forwarded a single chain e-mail. Each has ensured me that I will be cursed for my apathy. This behavior of mine has persisted for many years now. It is only a matter of time before these curses catch up with me.

How will I die? Will I turn into a frog? Will my nuts swell to the size of cantaloupes? What's in store for me Sherdoggers?

 

[BisexualMMA]

Thinner.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Pretty sure you killed granny too.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Thinner.

oddly enough 'Thicker' has been happening.

 

[BisexualMMA]

oddly enough 'Thicker' has been happening.

Lizard.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Pretty sure you killed granny too.

I took a while, but at 96 I finally did her in.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Lizard.

True. I don't like cold weather. Makes me sluggish. So it could be happening.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

 

[punky brewster]

Extreme case of MRSA

 

[EvilDDS]

I have never forwarded a single chain e-mail. Each has ensured me that I will be cursed for my apathy. This behavior of mine has persisted for many years now. It is only a matter of time before these curses catch up with me.

How will I die? Will I turn into a frog? Will my nuts swell to the size of cantaloupes? What's in store for me Sherdoggers?

Damn, sorry to hear that.

I, on the other hand, am awaiting my money from a bunch of rich royalty figures from over seas. I just had to forward them a little bit of cash for legal stuff and they assured me I would inherit their fortunes. Can't wait, I've just been maxing out all my credit cards with extravagant purchases, knowing full well that I can easily pay them off as soon as the money comes through

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Damn, sorry to hear that.

I, on the other hand, am awaiting my money from a bunch of rich royalty figures from over seas. I just had to forward them a little bit of cash for legal stuff and they assured me I would inherit their fortunes. Can't wait, I've just been maxing out all my credit cards with extravagant purchases, knowing full well that I can easily pay them off as soon as the money comes through

A Nigerian guy? They have offered to me a great deal of money as well if I help them with a few simple bank transactions. Nigeria must be an incredibly wealthy country considering the number of people I know who have received similar offers.

 

[Brampton_Boy]

I have never forwarded a single chain e-mail. Each has ensured me that I will be cursed for my apathy. This behavior of mine has persisted for many years now. It is only a matter of time before these curses catch up with me.

How will I die? Will I turn into a frog? Will my nuts swell to the size of cantaloupes? What's in store for me Sherdoggers?

You will lose all your gains and develop a dad bod.

You have angered the gains God (Press Like to avoid further punishment)

 

[El Chimpo]

about tree fiddy

 

[MusclesMarinara]

You will lose all your gains and develop a dad bod.

You have angered the gains God (Press Like to avoid further punishment)

Crossfit?

 

[Primitivo]

Find a ruler a measure your dong, since that's how you quantify these things. If @El Chimpo is right... well...

 

[El Chimpo]

cage bless

 

[Strychnine]

I'm a follower of Jesus Christ. Curses don't apply to me.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Find a ruler a measure your dong, since that's how you quantify these things. If @El Chimpo is right... well...

350 mm. isn't that what everyone has? Am I shrinking?

 

[Primitivo]

350 mm. isn't that what everyone has? Am I shrinking?

Need to refuel, man.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

I'm a follower of Jesus Christ. Curses don't apply to me.

Stop drafting and take the lead. Quit making Jesus pull you along. Team mates like you spoiled his chance at taking the Tour last year.