How long do i have to pretend to be healthy before a blood test?

[HelloJapan]

"Fuck the pain away"-Peaches

 

[koolinkunming]

I'm thinking of going in two days for doctor ordered blood tests. So only drinking water and no cherry pop and liquor and chips and cibnamon rolls and liquor.

Is that long enough to fake out my blood tests or should I go longer like say a week. Just it's hard with Christmas and my birthday

I pkan on being full on healthy in 2017 but want to enjoy my last Christmas with delucious delicious food

Doc says I have slightly high colesteral and blood pressure

I find it amusing you said liquor twice as something you have to give up.

 

[weed]

stop creating threads & you'll be fine.

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

stop creating threads & we'll be fine.

Fixed.

 

[Dober4]

What blood test?

HIV? You'll need full body blood transfusion right before test

Legit being serious has anyone tested this.

 

[Pseudo Sane]

Why even get a blood test if you're going to try and fuck with the results?

Stupidity?

 

[RawHawg]

Have a healthy friend go in for you, under your name, and take the test. All your blood work will be fine then.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Man last Christmas sounds disturbingly ominous. Im not much for doctors myself, go every five years for drivers license BS but maybe you should just play fair and listen to yours. Merry Christmas Clipster.