How does Pinocchio drowns in the end?

[Rod1]

When its shown clearly that he is immune to water pressure and able to breathe underwater?

Damn these old movies made little sense.

 

[Darth_Inv1ctu5]

Held his breath till he passed out

 

[ToxicShocker]

Held his breath till he passed out

I dun that jergin

 

[Clippy]

Spoiler alert!! FOR FUCK SAKES

 

[PubliusVentidius]

Because Pinocchio becomes a real kid toward the end, doesn't he? I don't remember the story but I seem to remember that he becomes a real kid.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Spoiler alert!! FOR FUCK SAKES

Srsly man wtf

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I'm still disturbed that all the little boys were seemingly resigned to their slavery fate as donkeys and the slave driver owner of Pleasure Island never got a comeuppance. Little bastard Pinocchio just forgot all about them and walked off into the sunset.

 

[Benny Viper]

Well thanks, I was planning on watching that. Fuck you TS.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

That move was creepy as shit. Disney was the original elsagate.

 

[ralphc1]

When he's a puppet he doesn't need to breathe, When he's a real boy, he does. Be careful what you wish for!

 

[bandicoot]

Is this a serious question?

 

[The_Renaissance]

Recently I was bored and got reading some of the original German/similar folk tales behind some of these kids stories we're so familiar with..........was funny reading! Some really fucked up, grim stuff!

Pinocchio, in the original, at one point was lynched/hung by (I want to say bullies but could've been townspeople on a witchhunt ) and at another point, they set his legs on fire!

Rumplestiltskin was the funniest ending, by far. I couldn't remember the ending I was familiar with (was the exact reason I googled it/ended up reading these things)......but it certainly wasn't 'the originial' one.

In the original, ol' Rump is SOOOOO infuriated by the fact that woman guesses his name that he stamps his foot so hard it goes through the floor and he's stuck with one leg in, one leg out of the floor. This pisses him off so much, that he grabs his 'free leg' and literally tears his body in half and dies.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

Bambis mom dies

Take that TS

 

[j123]

Post-USADA

 

[Rhood]

Pinocchio always wanted to be a boy, but once he learned he had to pay for taxes and healthcare for the rest of his life he went back to being a wooden dummy.

 

[Halifax]

When its shown clearly that he is immune to water pressure and able to breathe underwater?

Damn these old movies made little sense.

I liked the end of the original little mermaid better.

Kids everywhere cried until Disney put out their "everyone lives happy" version

 

[Rod1]

I'm still disturbed that all the little boys were seemingly resigned to their slavery fate as donkeys and the slave driver owner of Pleasure Island never got a comeuppance. Little bastard Pinocchio just forgot all about them and walked off into the sunset.

It was clear the boys in the island were just up-to-no-good ghetto trash who would had joined a gang by the time they were 14.

 

[Rod1]

Because Pinocchio becomes a real kid toward the end, doesn't he? I don't remember the story but I seem to remember that he becomes a real kid.

He becomes a real kid after being revived by the fairy.

 

[Rod1]

That move was creepy as shit. Disney was the original elsagate.

The boys being turned into donkeys while crying for mom was disturbing as shit.

But hey, thats old fairy tales for you, be good or else you are fucked.

What kind of moral hazard would it be if kids that do wrong are saved in the end? off to the salt mines for young ruffians.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

The boys being turned into donkeys while crying for mom was disturbing as shit.

But hey, thats old fairy tales for you, be good or else you are fucked.

What kind of moral hazard would it be if kids that do wrong are saved in the end? off to the salt mines for young ruffians.

It could've been a learning moment. Change your ways or this could've been you forever. Bet they all would've been productive members of society after that shocker. That one crying for his mama still has me fucked up!