How does Palhares keep passsing drug tests?

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  1. matt35750

    matt35750 Orange Belt

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    They guy looked even bigger tonight then he did when he tested positive for steroids before. His muscles looked like balloons that were going to pop. How does he keep passing his tests, especially with the random testing they are supposed to have?
     
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    Threatens to crank a sub on the adviser long after his urine samples have been publicized.
     
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    Roop Holstry Red Belt

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    It's just creatine, they don't test for that.
     
  4. Girdeux

    Girdeux White Belt

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    Along with a steady diet of Top Ramen and tuna.
     
  5. VIP1349

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    I really doubt WSOF is paying for any advanced testing. Probably just day of the fights for most their shows.

    Really the UFC is the only place where guys are being tested on a heavy basis now.

    Doesn't make financial sense for WSOF or Bellator to go above and beyond.
     
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    I don't know for sure but I suspect this comment is true
     
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    Dirty fighter + proven cheater. Can't understand how anyone can like this guy.
     
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    There are fighters bigger than Rouisimar who have never popped.

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    He is an amazing specimen.
    All natural and his diet consists of cake

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  10. Frank23

    Frank23 Enter Sandman Belt Platinum Member

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    He's clean.
     
  11. Fluffernutter

    Fluffernutter Silver Belt

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    I think you're assuming WSOF actually tests. Do they?

    Askren has stated that he was not tested in Bellator and has not been tested during his tenure at One FC.

    UFC seems to be the only organization that will do the testing beyond what the local commission will do.
     
  12. 6AyTagR8

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    Jon Fitch was caught, so WSOF is probably a distant 2nd to UFC's 1st place when it comes to PED rules/testing. I don't think ONE even has rules against PED (but Philippines has, so Askren was probably tested there?).
     
  13. Fluffernutter

    Fluffernutter Silver Belt

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    But, was Fitch caught by WSOF or was he caught by the state commission?
     
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    He rips the arms and legs off the commission test doctors
     
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    CrashStitches Please Cha Cha Cha Banned

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    Fuck passing drug tests, how in the name of the FSM does that boulder make 170?
     
  16. savemgs

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    ha.
     
  17. OriginMMA

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    and limbs
     
  18. RainyMonday

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    Kennedy and Woodley are nowhere near Palhares' size
     
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    Most of the fighters using never get caught. How people don't understand this is beyond me.
     
  20. jakeharris74

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    Seriously, the ones that get caught slip up or don't have the means to hide it. If everyone got caught, no one would even try it. Who's going to take steriods if you are guaranteed to get busted?

    These guys know others that are doing it and seeing rewards, and a fraction slip up or get surprised.
     

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