How do u tell a co-worker he has BO ?

[StannisTheMannis]

We have a new guy at work from a country where they ride elephants.. anyways he has atrocious BO i cant even sit next to him during meetings and his office just reeks. We all smell it and all my colleagues want me to tell him but i honestly dont know how. Anybody else have this problem?

 

[philth]

Start riding an elephant to work. Problem solved.

 

[Hyperglide]

Walk around behind him and spray a shit load of axe. When he ask what you are doing tell him you are masking his aura.

 

[scrubido]

Report yourself to hr for racism, take your firing like a man a find a different job.

 

[lsa]

Whats wrong with the truth?

 

[evergreenrider]

You don't say shit. You have your boss say something

 

[StannisTheMannis]

You don't say shit. You have your boss say something

our boss is a chickenshit coward that doesn't like confrontation and has this attitude that we should solve all our problems ourselves.

 

[CatchOmega]

Set up a surprise scavenger hunt with each clue leading to the next. The final clue being a note saying that he has terrible body odor.

 

[neverwas]

buy a bar of soap and a can of deodorant,then present them as a present,with a card that says,take a shower you dirty bastard.

 

[Hogey]

You are a grown ass man don't beat around the bush.

 

[trolololol]

I used to work with a bartender that had godawful BO; it was was some vile shit.

Ask HR what to do, it's their job to fix stuff like this.

 

[Rhood]

Put a memo on his TPS reports.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Most baby boomer, and up do not believe in deodorant. So you will be telling the upper management, or even the Chiefs of the dept that they stink bad, and need to clean up.

Or you can anonymously mail then a deodorant to their office.

 

[bearVSshark]

I'm not trying to be that guy who says " This thread has been done!!!", but has this been done here? I'm curious.

I think I remember it a few years back. The guy said he was thinking about secretly putting a stick of deodorant on her desk but was worried abit the repercussions.

May have been another forum I post on though

 

[Clippy]

I told a supervisor on a guy who constantly smelled of cat piss. I think he lived in a cat box or something.

It was fun cause I got to watch the supervisor go over and sniff at the coworker LOL

 

[Lanx]

Yea usually you just buy a stick of old spice and put it on his desk, he'll start smelling spring time fresh in no time.

 

[Hogey]

I'm not trying to be that guy who says " This thread has been done!!!", but has this been done here? I'm curious.

I think I remember it a few years back. The guy said he was thinking about secretly putting a stick of deodorant on her desk but was worried abit the repercussions.

May have been another forum I post on though

You are right, but what hasn't been done already here.

 

[Bebop]

if you don't wanna do it yourself, tell your boss. if you don't wanna tell your boss, tell hr

 

[Mike]

From a country that rides elephants? Come on dude is that necessary?

 

[EmpireShallFall]

Send him a unanimous email