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How do I get a job with USADA?

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  1. flowers tiger Green Belt

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    Hey Sherdoggers

    How can I get a job with USADA?? I would love to work for them. if any of you help me get a job with them I would be the first to leak out test results...

    You wouldn't know weeks after

    You would know writhing hours of the blood being drawn

    I would instantly tell everyone what fighters like Jones or Brock took... And I would post the scientific data

    Of. Course I would use a pseudonym but you get the point

    You guys help me
    Then I help you
     
  2. Ether13 Purple Belt

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    TS enjoys being around blood and urine, and getting insulted by Hunto.
     
  3. flowers tiger Green Belt

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    i would personally make sure I get to test rockhold just so I could see his penis
     
  4. AndrewGolota48 Silver Belt

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    There are a few sherdoggors who appear to be actively auditioning, maybe they can give you some pointers.
     
  5. chitoortiz Gold Belt

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  6. Wadtucket Semi-professional hair historian Yellow Card

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    You wanna stare at dicks all day? <32>
     
  7. MMAProfessional Golden Belt

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    You think that posting this would actually work? Well this is how the real world works...You make a resume and apply. There ya go
     
  8. Sleepdancer Brown Belt

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    I wonder if TS is one of them creepy guys at the urinal.
     
  9. akc814ilv Blue Belt

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    I'd help guys cheat if I worked for usada.

    Keep ped's in mma!!!
     
  10. sutherland Purple Belt

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    Lmfao that's not how the real world works!!!! U could have all the degrees u want, if u don't have a in or network with connections, u don't get shit.
     
  11. The Best JG Platinum Nation!!

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    I would start with typing usada in google, finding their website and looking for a contact email or phone number for their hr deparment
     
  12. flowers tiger Green Belt

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    Do you think I'm retarded
    I already did that you goof!!

    They have no openings which is why I'm asking around for a connect
     
  13. TheGZA Excellent! But not good.

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    I'll get to the bottom of this.
     
  14. MMAProfessional Golden Belt

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    More likely that way then posting on a sherdog forum. Every job I've had I did it that way with no inside reference just my experience and degree
     

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