How do I become a part of a fighter’s entourage?

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  1. PrideJitZoo

    PrideJitZoo Blue Belt

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    You know the the guys who just are there in the background and go whether the fighter goes when they’re in the public.. to make fighter look more intimidating with all the people around him. Like the dude who holds Mayweather’s backpack. How does one get that gig? They seem to live pretty good and get all the perks of being around someone rich and famous. I’m down to hold any UFC fighters’ backpack assuming it comes with getting a bunch of free shit with it.
     
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    Dont get tapped by a 115lb girl.
     
  3. VinceArch

    VinceArch Venom in the veins.

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    Submit the local 115 lb girl. That's the first test.
     
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  5. Moro

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    By not getting tapped out by a 115lb girl.
     
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    Try blowing him.
     
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    Probably not going to help them look more intimidating if anyone finds out the entourage got ragdolled by 115 lb chick.
     
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    Offer them your ass.
     
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    You have to suck them off and make them cum in under three minutes.
     
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    I am so satisfied by the first answer!

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    This one is better than your usual threads.
     
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    Those guys are usually their training partners and coaches. Something tells me you don't fit the bill.
     
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    Ask Dillon Danis
     
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    @PrideJitZoo will go down in Sherdog history for basically becoming a meme.

    He will be dining in Valhalla along the likes of 99Silva and Mysterio when he decides to leave Sherdog.
     
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    You have to be their friend in real life thats the only way or sponsor as from training partners and team members who are not included here
     
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