How disgusted would you be in this situation?

[Home_Slice]

I posted this but it got moved to off-topic as it wasn't 'berry worded.

So re-wording:

Basically some drunken louts (two ugly drunk fat men) urinated against my door, in my porch.

They were with a bunch of no/low class women.

Unpleasant group of people.

If I confronted them it would have been an issue.
I reported them to the cops but of course nothing was done.

I feel kind of enraged, ultimately I'll disinfect the area tomorrow and no great loss.

It's just so damn foul.

Title question and/or general thoughts?

 

[Rob Battisti]

Death before dishonor

 

[weed]

should have peed on them, while they were peeing in your ass.

 

[Phlog]

About as disgusted as when I find dog shit on my lawn.

 

[Dogshare]

Did the two fat men urinate at the same time against your door, or one by one?

If they urinated at the same time it could be a surprise attack and at least they took some of the damage themselves.

If they did it one after the other, you better invite the whole neigherhood next time.

 

[Tone C]

About as disgusted as when I find dog shit on my lawn.

Oh , that's not dog shit...

 

[Home_Slice]

Did the two fat men urinate at the same time against your door, or one by one?

If they urinated at the same time it could be a surprise attack and at least they took some of the damage themselves.

If they did it one after the other, you better invite the whole neigherhood next time.

Together, same time.

Would it be worse if they did it in succession?

 

[William Huggins]

Bucket of water does the trick.........

 

[Ares Black]

You should have touched them with teh jab.

 

[ClubFoot]

Or a kettle of boiling water straight to the kisser.

 

[NoSmilez]

Open the door naked.

 

[ClubFoot]

should have peed on them, while they were peeing in your ass.

 

[Dogshare]

Together, same time.

Would it be worse if they did it in succession?

It would mean you would watch them urinate against your door longer yes.

In that case just relax.

 

[Damo321]

They marked their territory, you belong to them now!

Expect further visits, they obviously sense weakness in you.

 

[mjmj]

Was is your brother in law and sister, or yet another person that thinks you’re a dick? Have you ever heard the saying,if you run jnto an asshole, its just a bad day. if you constanty run into assholes, you’re the asshole. I think we’re all seeing a pattern here.

 

[Renard]

My mind would be more geared towards preventing the situation from reoccurring. For example metal gate and fence, or trees/bushes that block the view or the path to the house. It doesn't need to be impossible to cross at all, just sufficiently troublesome that people won't bother trying to bypass it, e.g. small spiky metal fence. You can also influence people's behaviour significantly simply through how an environment is set up. There were studies in psychology which found that people were heavily influenced by the norms implicitly conveyed by their environment. For example researchers observed that people were much more likely to litter in a place that was already littered, and more likely to place a graffiti in a place that already had graffiti. Similarly, if your house is well-kept and tidy you're implicitly conveying that cleanliness is the norm in your environment and people will unconsciously respect it. It's a bit like how people tend to steer clear of messing with rich people's houses and property; it's like the environment itself is telling them that behaviour isn't acceptable and there could be repercussions. However the researchers observed that if only one establishment was clean in a bad neighborhood, where everything else was dirty, it helped, but the neighborhood norm tended to win. That may be why in dangerous areas everyone eventually gives up and absolutely everything gets fenced, you can't win against the tide.

 

[jeff7b9]

You should have handled that shit at the time.

Cops are not going to do shit. As a general rule of thumb cops file reports about what crime may have occurred after the fact and maybe put that paper in a file.

TV gives us the impression that there are detectives trying to solve cases for whatever things come up in cop world but aside from murder or SOME cases of theft with large amounts of money involved, cops ain't trying to solve your case of who peed on your door.

If you were outsized or outnumbered then perhaps your instincts helped you avoid an ass kicking.

Q: What's worse than having 2 guys piss on your door?

A: having 2 guys piss on your door then kick your ass.

 

[Trabaho]

Should've do some martial arts and not just watch then you'd know what to do

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Did you really just watch 2 guys piss against your door and do nothing?

1. Tell them cut it out
2. Call the cops when they confront you. Now the cops will come for an actual disturbance and not just door pissing. Since there is potential violence

 

[Thrawn33]

They just marked their territory and it's now their place, mean you are now their property by default.