How did you discover Santa was fake?

[2O9ESE]

How did you discover that one of the most important people in your childhood was a lie?

 

[Timeless Rex Storm]

Some asshole at school told me. Seniors in HS can be so cruel.

 

[Joe]

married with children episode where that fucker fell of the helicopter and landed in their backyard

 

[Tubes]

I put hidden tape recorders inside the christmas tree & placed VHS tapes on my door handle so that when santa came in to fill my stocking. The tapes would crash on the floor and wake me up.

Thats how I found out. I was maybe 9 or 10.

 

[dc007]

My older sister told me when I was like 5. Bitch.

 

[elmo_1968]

By this thread, actually. This is going to be a difficult holiday. Thanks...

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Dad told me when I was 4.

 

[gopackgo555]

A substitute teacher told my class in 4th grade, what a bitch

 

[tomsawyer]

Santa is fake?!?!?!

 

[let me bang bro**]

My mom told me but since I have little cousins who still believe my parents give me extra presents and say there from Santa as long as I don't tell my cousins that he's fake

 

[bcordova]

One of my friends told me when I was like 6.

 

[MG1215**]

Its kind of sad to say, but as long as i can remember i knew santa was fake. When i was in kindergarden i already knew he was fake. My sister whos three years older probably told me...bitch! Haha.

 

[Zeroinnes]

Santa was just another TV character to me while growing up. My parents would tell us that they got us the presents.

 

[Big Sissy]

Its kind of sad to say, but as long as i can remember i knew santa was fake. When i was in kindergarden i already knew he was fake. My sister whos three years older probably told me...bitch! Haha.

 

[J0N0]

I caught Santa in my room in the middle off the night and when I opened my present there was a dick in the box.

 

[Pork Mahogis]

How did you discover Santa was fake?

 

[Dinkin_Flicka]

I've thought about this over the years and I can't remember. I do remember it being pretty young. I had an older sister so I'm pretty sure she crushed my dreams.

 

[S3VERE]

I remember my dad telling me at a really young age. Not just santa either tooth fairy, easter bunny all horseshit. Good times.

 

[Striker22 redo]

I had friends with older siblings that told us when we were in 2nd grade. But through the years I have witnessed the spirit of Santa through the selfless acts of others during the xmas season. Just today I saw a woman take off her coat and give it to a homeless lady.

 

[Iroh]

married with children episode where that fucker fell of the helicopter and landed in their backyard

Lol. That's a classic. I need to watch that on Christmas.