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How did you discover Santa was fake?

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  1. 2O9ESE Banned Banned

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    How did you discover that one of the most important people in your childhood was a lie?
     
  2. Rex Honcho The Honch Platinum Member

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    Some asshole at school told me. Seniors in HS can be so cruel.
     
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    married with children episode where that fucker fell of the helicopter and landed in their backyard
     
  4. Tubes White Belt

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    I put hidden tape recorders inside the christmas tree & placed VHS tapes on my door handle so that when santa came in to fill my stocking. The tapes would crash on the floor and wake me up.

    Thats how I found out. I was maybe 9 or 10.
     
  5. dc007 mr. white belt

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    My older sister told me when I was like 5. Bitch.
     
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    By this thread, actually. This is going to be a difficult holiday. Thanks...
     
  7. ChillyPalmer The One True King

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    Dad told me when I was 4.
     
  8. gopackgo555 It's the music that we choose

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    A substitute teacher told my class in 4th grade, what a bitch
     
  9. tomsawyer Brown Belt

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    Santa is fake?!?!?!
     
  10. let me bang bro** Banned Banned

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    My mom told me but since I have little cousins who still believe my parents give me extra presents and say there from Santa as long as I don't tell my cousins that he's fake
     
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    One of my friends told me when I was like 6.
     
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    Its kind of sad to say, but as long as i can remember i knew santa was fake. When i was in kindergarden i already knew he was fake. My sister whos three years older probably told me...bitch! Haha.
     
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    Santa was just another TV character to me while growing up. My parents would tell us that they got us the presents.
     
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  15. JonKunDo Postin 25/8

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    I caught Santa in my room in the middle off the night and when I opened my present there was a dick in the box.
     
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  17. Dinkin_Flicka So easy it's hard

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    I've thought about this over the years and I can't remember. I do remember it being pretty young. I had an older sister so I'm pretty sure she crushed my dreams.
     
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    I remember my dad telling me at a really young age. Not just santa either tooth fairy, easter bunny all horseshit. Good times.
     
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    I had friends with older siblings that told us when we were in 2nd grade. But through the years I have witnessed the spirit of Santa through the selfless acts of others during the xmas season. Just today I saw a woman take off her coat and give it to a homeless lady.
     
  20. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    Lol. That's a classic. I need to watch that on Christmas.
     

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