How did the good guys in Lord of the Rings kill Ancalagon, who is 1000x bigger than Smaug?

[Bornstarch]

Ancalagon is massive. Look at that mountain he's gripping on. Who did the good guys in the world of LOTR have that can kill something like Ancalagon. Not only that, but armies of Balrogs, other dragons, etc..

 

[cottagecheesefan]

They fucked it in the butt

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

They fucked it in the butt

no AIDS meds in Middle Earth

 

[BisexualMMA]

Arya popped up out of nowhere if I remember right.

 

[Bacco]

Let Kong handle the other lizard pussy in the upcoming movie, then we can ask him to throw hands at this fuck too

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Elrond’s Dad crashed a flying boat into him and he crashed down into the ground and caused half the continent to sink into the ocean. Seriously.

 

[Dan Torrance]

havn't you ever seen , How to train your dragon?

 

[Dat Boi]

Elrond’s Dad crashed a flying boat into him and he crashed down into the ground and caused half the continent to sink into the ocean. Seriously.

Plus Eagles.
Bunch flying Khabibs, just imagine.

 

[Amerikuracana]

None of Tolkien’s shit makes any sense. We deal with it because it’s artfully told nonsense.

 

[hohner]

One of the old dudes straight big dicked him to death iirc

 

[WhiskyJack]

Cuz Thorondor was with them and he was nearly the size of him as well. He was the King of the Eagles.

 

[Vil7]

Steroids.

 

[terrapin]

None of Tolkien’s shit makes any sense. We deal with it because it’s artfully told nonsense.

the fact that you kind of suck at writing and are insecure about that poisons everything you say about all movies.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

The dwarves and the orcs found some insensitive tweets Ancalagon made 2000 years ago where he made fun of short people and orcs of color, and the elves were offended on their behalf, so Morgoth had to cancel him

 

[hillelslovak87]

Plus Eagles.
Bunch flying Khabibs, just imagine.
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The War of The Ring could've been ended in a day if they only had 1 Khabib. He'd take Sauron's legs and just toss that ring into the fire because real men no wear ring but wedding ring.

 

[Amerikuracana]

the fact that you kind of suck at writing and are insecure about that poisons everything you say about all movies.

I haven’t posted good stuff here; I don’t suck that bad; and I’m not insecure about anything.

 

[terrapin]

I haven’t posted good stuff here; I don’t suck that bad; and I’m not insecure about anything.

well.... maybe so but you cant see clearly for some reason and shit on a ton of good literature and films. its obvious what is going on and it pollutes the world with poison you ought to deal with yourself.

 

[Mike]

When did this happen

 

[Aegon Spengler]

The bigger they are, the easier they are to starve

 

[Dat Boi]

When did this happen

1st Age, War of the Wrath.