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How could Jones possibly be back "very soon"?

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  1. real2124 Purple Belt

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    How is it even possible for Jones to be returning to the octagon soon (as mentioned on his twitter) ?

    1) USADA accept his 'tainted supplement' excuse by testing a batch of supplements he was taking - this would be big news if true and would take months anyways.

    Extremely unlikely that the company making his supplements unintentionally put two pescription drugs in... which has not affected other atheletes using their supplements... which also happen to be drugs used for illicit performance enhancement

    2) ... ?
     
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    Oh, hey real2124
     
  4. Myrddin Wild Lets enjoy our time together!

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    Very soon meaning 6 months if he can prove it's tainted supplements. Which he won't, so Jon is being a delusional sociopath putting on his optimistic innocent demeanor so he can claim injustice when he gets his 2 year ban.
     
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    oh hai.
     
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    Sticking to his story. Gotta own it and take it to the grave.
     
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    Hey Tao of Bas.
     
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    He's going to transform into his alter ego and fight under that moniker. Kind of like Urkel into Stefan
     
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    Well if hes making videos then yes, why else would he be making that claim ?
     
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    Snitching on other people.

    Bones has turned into Sammy The Bull Gravano.
     
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    USADA might have bought what he did and tested it and it resulted in a positive test. If that happened hes getting off easy like yoel
     
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    It's one of these two
     
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    Forgot about him fighting again.. When he first came into the UFC.... Didn't like a defensive end build athlete competing one weight class down where he should have been. (His brothers are defensive lineman)... On top of that gauging peoples eyes out...Making his long reach longer.. And his front leg side kicks to their knees...(Dirty)....All these personal incidents... Now supposedly cheating... Make no mistake.. He does have talent / potential and is good at what he does.. But his size and catching all these people at the end of their career with his size / athleticism. ( Besides Gustaffson ) ... Who was his size and you saw what happened.
     
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    I remember late last year when Jones interviewed with Ariel he said he was sitting on information that UFC let Vitor fight him with questionable testosterone levels. It was almost as if he was implying he could still pursue legal action against UFC/WADA in the future. Maybe he's used that as leverage to seal an under the table deal for a reduced sentence

    *puts on tin foil hat*
     
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    Grows a mustache and changes his name to Juan
     
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    The Chewbaca defense almost never fails bruh. Can't miss!
     
  20. Air Lats Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

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    There hasn't been a rule or law made that Jones can't break and get away virtually scott-free.

    The guy truly is blessed.

    He kind of reminds me of Inspector Gadget just running around, stupid and happy, fucking everything up and everybody just taking care of it for him.

    Oh and also the legs:

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