How come they don't put zippers on the back of pants too?

[Medulla Omoplata]

It would offer a lot more flexibility on how you put on and take off your pants, and you wouldn't have to worry about which way is forward. We wouldn't have to be embarrassed at the office for having our pants the wrong way round. If the zipper went all the way from front to back you could just undo it and your pants would fall off sideways like you just split a log which would be a lot of fun when it's time be inanimate with your significant other.

Seems like a lot of added benefits for very little additional cost.

 

[sub_thug]

I like it. My pants would be matching my pajamas, so I wouldn't have to adjust my habits at all

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

Sitting on a zipper sounds comfortable

 

[Smok3r]

 

[Deleted member 484047]

Thats not the dumbest fashion idea ever, but its right up their with Crocs and parachute pants.

Also, inanimate with your significant other? What kind of awful sex life do you have?

 

[SMillard]

because the last thing I need is my ass hairs getting caught in a zipper. Are you trying to ruin my perfect ass TS?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

OK maybe like a velcro flap? Plus then it would match my sneakers

 

[bad seed]

It would offer a lot more flexibility on how you put on and take off your pants, and you wouldn't have to worry about which way is forward. We wouldn't have to be embarrassed at the office for having our pants the wrong way round. If the zipper went all the way from front to back you could just undo it and your pants would fall off sideways like you just split a log which would be a lot of fun when it's time be inanimate with your significant other.

Seems like a lot of added benefits for very little additional cost.

Do you think zippers are what determines pants direction? Why don't you try wearing sweatpants backwards and see how goofy it feels.

 

[Rimbaud82]

 

[Organic Damage]

What's the obsession with zippers anyway? you can have another style of closure for "rear access" if you want. Or hell, just wear assless chaps.

 

[MikeMcMann]

And it would be a big hit as well in the gay fashion market.

 

[Clear Winner]

Do you think zippers are what determines pants direction? Why don't you try wearing sweatpants backwards and see how goofy it feels.

Kriss Kross did it already.

 

[Cheese]

Thats why I only wear Overalls

 

[Uptown Swinger]

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[ralphc1]

It would offer a lot more flexibility on how you put on and take off your pants, and you wouldn't have to worry about which way is forward. We wouldn't have to be embarrassed at the office for having our pants the wrong way round. If the zipper went all the way from front to back you could just undo it and your pants would fall off sideways like you just split a log which would be a lot of fun when it's time be inanimate with your significant other.


Seems like a lot of added benefits for very little additional cost.

Just wear a kilt.

 

[marioh]

thinly veiled coming out thread.

PS:
you forgot to post this under your clippy account as this thread is clippy-like.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

thinly veiled coming out thread.

PS:
you forgot to post this under your clippy account as this thread is clippy-like.

Sometimes it's hard for me to decide which account to use. It really boils down to spelling and grammar.

 

[ralphc1]

What's the obsession with zippers anyway? you can have another style of closure for "rear access" if you want. Or hell, just wear assless chaps.

He got arrested for that.

 

[Revolver]

Too hard to pull your pants down for your boyfriend?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Too hard to pull your pants down for your boyfriend?

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