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  1. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    ....I walk up to the register the attendant is standing at, set my shit down, and they say "I can help you over here" and they walk to the other register. So now I have to pick my shit up and carry it over. I swear this happens more often than not and it drives me absolutely nuts. Just happened to me at the airport. Why? Why? WHY????? You couldn't have let me know before I set my shit down? I mean you were literally watching me do it. I'm beginning to think these people are just fucking with me. No one can be that incompetent. Fuck.


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  2. Zebra Cheeks 2 Cheeks And A Soda Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I look at the register or whatever device they have to see if it's lit, if it's not I'll just stand there with my arms full of shit awkwardly until they are like "....are you all set?" Then I realize I've looked like a retard for 2 minutes standing there staring at them like I don't know how this dance works
     
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    Theyre letting you know who the alpha is
     
  4. Zebra Cheeks 2 Cheeks And A Soda Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Just walk up to the register point at it and say "IS THIS THING ON!?!?"
     
  5. Otto! Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Next time it happens, fill the store with uppercuts.
     
  6. fordman7795 Brown Belt

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    I also like the cashiers who do not say a word to you. No greeting, no simple ‘hello’. I like to walk up to the register and just stare blankly back at them.
     
  7. steve38 Black Belt

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    There should be no shortage of Sherdog posters, currently employed as C-store clerks, to clear up what is likely a misconception.
     
  8. revoltub Gold Card

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    They arent signed into that register.
     
  9. fordman7795 Brown Belt

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    No shit Sherlock but the question is why are they standing in front of a register they can’t use.
     
  10. revoltub Gold Card

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    They should have had a sign there
     
  11. My2Cents Brown Belt

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    Just say No Thanks
     
  12. Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned

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    they're all laughing at you
     
  13. IndyCovaHart Steel Belt

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    Just kill yourself.

    Making a thread about it is the pussy’s way out.
     
  14. smooth assassin Black Belt

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    They obviously don’t know you’re a sherbro
     
  15. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    The whole world is really.
     
  16. bad seed Banned Banned

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    @EatMyShorts would interpret that as the clerk flirting with him and obsess over her for the rest of the week.
     
  17. dadams Blue Belt

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    Hahahaha!!! That made me laugh. Yes, your misery, made me laugh!!! Sorry.
     
  18. My name is Shawn

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    Say you left wallet in car and burn rubber out of there
     
  19. bufetadanacara Black Belt

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    Half of the Mayberry I think. Then they'd all all for advice on how to talk to the girl.

    It's pathetic in there.
     
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    Fucken oath dude, I’m with you on this one.
     

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