How can I ruin my brother's UFC party?

they're already going to see a shevchenko fight, the job is already done.
 
This serious infraction by your brother MUST be answered ....... your honor and good name is at stake.
 
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Hes having friends over for 247 which wouldn't be a big deal but we made a pact when Jones fought Vitor that we would never watch a Jones fight without one another. Well tonight I work because one of my co workers is sick. I thought my brother would cancel the party but he said hes going to go ahead with it anyways and says it isnt a big deal. I reminded him of our pact and he laughed like it wasnt serious. I didnt show anger I just smiled back. I dont want him to know I'm mad but I would like to ruin his party so he regrets having the party. His friends park on the road but we have a bylaw of no parking there after 10pm. I think I'll call the cops to have their cars towed or something subtle. I don't want him to know I have anything to do with it so it has to be subtle. Ideas?

Edit: ok wow a lot of negative comments. I'm not ending his life or anything just trying to get back at him.
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change your username to "13yearsold"
 
I have faith in just your being there. Believe in yourself! Showing up is 90% of the game.
 
Go out and buy some glade oil scented plug ins. Get some extra oil refills and empty them. If you have a flea market or gag shop around, go there and buy the stink bombs that come in small liquid vials. Go to your local grow shop or home depot and buy an analog or electronic timer. Get the stink bombs open, and pour them into the plug in refills. Set the timers for about mid way through the event, and plug them into obscure places around the house, behind the couches, etc. Sometime during the fight, they should get the surprise, and they will get stunk tf out. No one gets hurt, no cops involved. It may be apparent that you're the culprit, but that's ok, it may kick off a prank war you both will enjoy for some time to come. Oh yeah, wear gloves, and don't call the cops
 
How about paying for the Wing Stop? How about paying for the beverages. How about paying for the PPV because you are working that night earning good ole American dollars and supporting this Robust economy! And take the Reyes +350 action and pray...
 
Rav7n said:
are you murican.?
Burst in with your dads glock and take a few out....you know just for a laugh like.
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And if he’s a Brit he could bust in with his knife....wait you guys cant have those either.
 
Take off work early and go to the UFC party, but turn it into your coming out party
 
13 others said:
Hes having friends over for 247 which wouldn't be a big deal but we made a pact when Jones fought Vitor that we would never watch a Jones fight without one another. Well tonight I work because one of my co workers is sick. I thought my brother would cancel the party but he said hes going to go ahead with it anyways and says it isnt a big deal. I reminded him of our pact and he laughed like it wasnt serious. I didnt show anger I just smiled back. I dont want him to know I'm mad but I would like to ruin his party so he regrets having the party. His friends park on the road but we have a bylaw of no parking there after 10pm. I think I'll call the cops to have their cars towed or something subtle. I don't want him to know I have anything to do with it so it has to be subtle. Ideas?

Edit: ok wow a lot of negative comments. I'm not ending his life or anything just trying to get back at him.
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Why ruin your brothers fun man, let him ah d his mates bang bro!
 
Send a few male escorts to the party...
 
Kill his whole family. It's the only way to be sure.
 
13 others said:
we made a pact when Jones fought Vitor that we would never watch a Jones fight without one another
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God part of me prays this actually happened and isn't a weird troll. That somewhere in human history brothers actually made a pact to watch every Jon Jones fight together.
 
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