How About a New Slogan for Bruce Buffer to Replace "It's Time!"

In WMMA he should say "LETS GET READY FOR A DECISION!!!!!"
 
This is the moment, this is the day.
 
"The hands of time has just STRUCK ZERO"

"The final countdown has begun.... a full 10 SECONDS AGO"
 
IMO.. How about a new announcer altogether?

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In the "art" of ring announcing, Joe Martinez DESTROYS Bruce Buffer in every category and it's not even close. Even Jimmy Lennon Jr. puts Bruce to shame. The gimmick was fun for a while, but I think It's Time, to move on to a better announcer.

Bruce was good for this type of shit.

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This is why we love The Buff, but he is pretty bad at his actual job.

I regret nothing.

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He's not that bad. That whole majority draw thing was a but awkward though (Woodley/Wonderboy).

Sounded like even that wasn't even his fault.

He doesn't have a great voice, but he has good energy and gets you hyped with his screaming.
 
You don't mess with shit like that.

May as well get Santa to say ...

Hey Hey Hey. Instead of Ho Ho Ho. But then he'd sound like Fat Albert.
 
Let's get ready to get ready!
 
Ladies and Gentleman. Lets make assault Legaaaaaalllllll!!
 
"I live in the shadow of my brother!!!"

Can you imagine Bruce and Michael Buffer during Thanksgiving Dinner?








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Caaaaan sooomeeeoonne paaaaassssssss the pooooottaaaaaaatooooeeessss!












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Bruce, after what happened last year, get your own fucking potatoes.
















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Bruce was not ready to rumble.
 
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