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  1. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    Mother who used her BMW to deliberately run over two teenage boys in revenge for 'knock and run' prank on her her house and left one of them with a BROKEN LEG is spared jail
    • Boy, 14, suffered broken leg when Nicole Lyons ran him over in Tarvin, Cheshire
    • Lyons shouted from an upstairs window that she would ‘slit their throats’
    • Mother-of-two drove partner’s powerful BMW at the 4 boys, hitting two of them
    • Was given 20 months in jail, suspended for 18 months, and 2-year driving ban

    Hope the no good punk kids learnt their lesson!

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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...enage-boys-played-knock-run-village-home.html
     
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  3. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    They were probably impressed that a woman driver hit something she was actually aiming for.
     
  4. TheLinguist You’ve yee’d your last haw Banned

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    Broken leg? Walk it off ya little cunt
     
  5. Darth_Inv1ctu5 Yellow Card

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    Inb4 I'd let her break my leg anytime.

    To be real, I would.
     
  6. west42 Black Belt

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    Need to see her without makeup in order to decide if the punishment was fair
     
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  8. Fatality Brown Belt

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    And a lot less clothing.
     
  9. ChallengerDeep A Hard Caliber Banned

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    She is a boozer on wine. Which leads me to believe she has herpes.

    ...would
     
  11. THEfightsAREfixed you can do it

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    um the kids were just running on the sidewalk? like you run and hide in someones side yard in their bushes etc you dont just run down the sidewalk waiting to get ran over by drunk bitches lol
     
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    I would let her run over me if you know what I mean.
     
  13. Damien Karras Mirabile dictu, don't you agree?

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    In all seriousness, she got off way too light
     
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    Now that is a fucking woman ffs! I like it!

    she should be given free Olive Garden salad and breadsticks for life!
     
  15. mjmj Red Belt

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    It looks to me that this “article” left a LOT of the details out. On purpose, like that shit site likes to do.

    Still wood.
     
  16. Nihongi Red Belt

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    <RomeroSalute>

    I salute that beautiful and brave woman for her unflinching poise in public service.
     
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    The hoodlum boys should civil lawsuit the bitch up the ying yang. Disproportionate response. Who's dick did she suck and fuck to get out of jail?
     
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    She's a woman.

    She just had to be "stunning and brave" for the judge.

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