Hot girl at the Cafe

[callofdutyNBA]

Pics or didn't happen

 

[Gene Tunney]

I have given this some thought, and I have a personal story to share that may help you. One time I walked up to the most attractive lady in an establishment and asked for her number, and she gave it to me. We went out that weekend. Bear in mind that she was flirting with me a few days prior. Now, the variables in my experience may contrast with the variables in your scenario. Nevertheless, Audentes Fortuna Iuvat.

 

[Uber KO]

What suburb of Sydney Lat?

I'll need to go & evaluate.

 

[melvinj0]

Kill something in front of her, chicks dig that.

 

[Uber KO]

Or just take her for a fang on your scooter Lat.

She'll love you long time.

 

[Michaelangelo]

i like my coffee like how i like my slaves







free

 

[Goonerview]

ask for her number
send her a dick pic
????????
PROFIT

 

[oleDirtyBast4rd]

Tell her you want to aerate her milk with your steam wand

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Yup. Perfect move. If there's one quality a girl wants in a guy, it's lactose intolerance.

But if she's also lactose intolerant...Boom. Instant connection.

You can talk about lactaid, black coffee, upset stomachs, farts...

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Ask her if she wants to get a cup of coffee.

LMAO.

 

[BoogerDawson]

Ask her out for a cup of coffee, and tell her you have a bunch of coke (the white stuff) back at your place.

 

[Ethan]

Flare your lats.

If you asked these questions in the goddamn pub, you'd be enjoying a post coital smoke by now.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Ask her out for a cup of coffee, and tell her you have a bunch of coke (the white stuff) back at your place.

I like how you took what I was thinking and made it better. It was like I was the inventor of the hamburger and you came along and said, "Why not add cheese?"

Bravo, Dudley. Bravo.

 

[mushishi]

Read thread title.

Click link.

No pic.

 

[LatFlare]

Pics or didn't happen

Or what didn't happen? I didn't say anything did happen yet.

What suburb of Sydney Lat?

I'll need to go & evaluate.

Ha yeah right bro. Find your own hawt barista to stalk.

Or just take her for a fang on your scooter Lat.

She'll love you long time.

Sold the scooter ages ago. I'll take her for a piggy back ride instead.

ask for her number
send her a dick pic
????????
PROFIT

Tell her you want to aerate her milk with your steam wand

These are the kind of suggestions I came for. Thank you mayberry.

 

[LatFlare]

Flare your lats.

If you asked these questions in the goddamn pub, you'd be enjoying a post coital smoke by now.

Yeah good point I'll post the link.

And the lats are always flaring

 

[KrazyKanadian]

A barista?

Put on your finest hipster glasses, grow an ironic mustache and ask her if she wants to see the newest modern art exhibit.

 

[callofdutyNBA]

Next time you go there, sit somewhere and creepily take a pic of her from the sides.

 

[Uber KO]

Lat, why you afraid to tell us where she works?

I'm only wanting to check her out for evaluation purposes.

 

[Ikuza]

Thread title instantly reminded me of this