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Pics or didn't happen
Yup. Perfect move. If there's one quality a girl wants in a guy, it's lactose intolerance.
Ask her out for a cup of coffee, and tell her you have a bunch of coke (the white stuff) back at your place.
Pics or didn't happen
What suburb of Sydney Lat?
I'll need to go & evaluate.
Or just take her for a fang on your scooter Lat.
She'll love you long time.
ask for her number
send her a dick pic
????????
PROFIT
Tell her you want to aerate her milk with your steam wand
Flare your lats.
If you asked these questions in the goddamn pub, you'd be enjoying a post coital smoke by now.