hot chicks trying to talk you into buy stuff

[Bobby Boulders]

my boo hasnt chatted to me in forever ):
i dont think he loves me anymore :cry

I am not sure I sympathize after you ignored me last week

 

[HwoarangStyle]

Should just whipped out your dick and started flapping it like a guitar right in front of her

 

[Kardashians]

I am not sure I sympathize after you ignored me last week

lololollol i wasnt feeling talkative okay ):

 

[Bobby Boulders]

lololollol i wasnt feeling talkative okay ):

You never wanna talk to me anymore.

 

[Kardashians]

You never wanna talk to me anymore.

yeah, i know xD
sorry hun xx

 

[Bobby Boulders]

yeah, i know xD
sorry hun xx

Bitch.

 

[Kardashians]

Bitch.

 

[MusterX]

One of the greatest scenes ever for a hot chick trying to sell you something.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

How are you going to mix me up with @M3t4tr0n?

It's probably cause I'm your other alt account...

 

[Bobby Boulders]

It's probably cause I'm your other alt account...

One of many.

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

Be honest who almost fapped to that?

What's with this 'almost' shit?..

 

[M3t4tr0n]

One of many.

We're all alts here. The legion grows...

 

[jefferz]

I had a timeshare lady try to sell me a timeshare that way. I kept saying no, and she kept getting more flirtatious and I finally looked at her and told her I was gay. That was the end of the timeshare presentation.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

my boo hasnt chatted to me in forever ):
i dont think he loves me anymore :cry

 

[Merlotte's]

What is this from? It's been a few decades.

 

[Kardashians]

What is this from? It's been a few decades.

the aristocats

 

[Merlotte's]

the aristocats

That reminds me of this joke...

 

[BANNED AID]

Bobby is literally the thirstiest dude on the entire internet.

 

[Kardashians]

That reminds me of this joke...

 

[Hyperglide]

I would've asked her if you can use the cream on her anus tonight as a supple lubricant instead of astro or KY.